ew twin- conor maynard
fukboi- jack maynard
the young one -anna maynardkeeping up with the maynards
assquid
fuck, im so nervous
assquid
why am i so nervous?fukboi
why are you so nervous?the young one
since when do you get nervous?assquid
since like 5 mins ago?
assquid
idk help a sister outew twin
get some pills and those steroids you use to get those fake muscles of yoursassquid
boohoo, these are absolutely real
assquid
aren't you supposed to be drivin or somethin?ew twin
aren't you supposed to be training and tackling everyone to the ground or something, twin?assquid
oh, so that's how it's gonna go?ew twin
oh yes, squidwardfukboi
I CALL #TEAMASTRIDassquid
god bless jack maynard
assquid
good choice, brotherthe young one
guess i have to go with conorew twin
well, don't you sound jolly?fukboi
*whispers* she doesnt
fukboi
mOVING ON, before we continue, we'll have to invite our useless but disgustingly cool refree, JEREMY RENNER!fukboi added uncle remy to
keeping up with the maynardsuncle remy
you guys only add me here when you need something from me
uncle remy
what do you 4 rotten devil's spawn want with my innocent soul?assquid
hey uncle rem, nice to see you too
assquid
it's been a while. how is the filming for avengers 4? is chris hemsworth still loking like a snac?the young one
*facepalm*fukboi
anywAY, we need a ref because there's an actual civil war going on here.uncle remy
*sighs*, fine. but you lot are getting me that cheese pizza from place across astrid's apartment building.assquid
*flatfukboi
*flatthe young one
*flatgrandpa
*flatuncle remy
that joke was funny when you used it the first time, not anymore
uncle remy
oh and, astrid, pratt said that "hemsworth is mine and mine only"
uncle remy
but im getting chris in here to help me out with you lot.the young one
which chris?uncle remy
the one with a shoulder to waist ratio of 155533:1ew twin
oh astrid's gonna enjoy having evans in hereassquid
wait what why?ew twin
idk, what did i say?uncle remy added 404-555-0128 to keeping up with the maynards
uncle remy
treat my man well, kidsassquid
you sound awfully posessive of him, jerew twin
you're just jealous because you wanna be the one posessive of him ;)assquid
oh shut your bloody mouth, conorew twin
oH IT IS STARTING, SISTERassquid
it's onew twin
back me up, annathe young one
later, im tryna eatgod bless doritos
wait, what's happeningassquid
pick a side, capt
assquid
we're gonna go on a ridegod bless doritos
conor?assquid
traitorgod bless doritos
sorry?
god bless doritos
what
god bless doritos
wh- how do i even do this thing?the young one
we post ugly pictures of the opponent on instagram, snapchat, twitter and do diss tracks on themassquid
the game's on, may the best team wins :)
assquid
oh and, get that bottle of vodka ready for me, captainuncle remy
i honestly question how she doesn't get hangovers with the amount of alcohol she's consuming
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tackled ? || chris evans
Fanfictionyoutuber and rugby player, astrid maynard. and actor, chris evans. prank war gets you everywhere, anywhere. [social media fic]