He picked up the guitar
"Ill but you a new one."
I then grabbed my necklace and snapped it in half
"Oh no my necklace!..."
".......U just broke that..."
"No it broke a long time ago, just now i pointed it out."
" Ok well i guess i can get you a new necklace too."
"OMG GREAT btw its like all gold it wasnt from Walmart or anything.."
I decided to break all of my belongings and shove whatever precious things I could up my vagina
First it was the guitar and necklace.
I even came on all my sex toys so he could buy a new
I then killed my horse in which he replaced with a unicorn.
Then i pushed my TV from the upstairs window. he replaced it with a 200 inch TV. I stopped after all my clothes as shoes which i threw in various locations like the fireplace, firepit, and garbage disposal.
Getting new things was great but what i really wanted,him *wink WINK*