So theres some bros chillin in Cedar Rapids(jp they're at Chick-Fil-A) and they're just slurping down some shakes and waffle fries. Andrew Sonwil, a boy with hair and eyes, is trying to steal some fries off of the plate of Tejan Breinger, a young girl with some toes and at least one ear. Meanwhile the clearly most superior, secksiest, smartest, coolest, cutest patootiest, and most athletically capable of them all is remaining calm and composed like the responsible and mature adult she is. "I'm so successful," she thought to herself. Herself, of course, being the Brinana Hoobs. She had hair that gently, yet firmly laid on the shoulders that she had. She had great shoulders.
"Hey guys, what should we do now?" asks the young boy known as Andrew, finishing the last of his fries and shake.
"I dunno, crackhead, what do you wanna do?" Tejan replies, wiping her hands on her pants. "Now my pants are dirty! Great! I'll be right back."
As the girl gets up to grab a napkin, Andrew winks at Brinana. Brinana is confusion. Then, once Tejan has walked away, he looks behind his shoulder to make sure shes not looking, and reaches his hand into her milkshake cup and quickly pops her cherry into his mouth.
"Andrew!" Brinana gasps. "How could you do such a thing? You know the cherries are her favorite part. And they're so special to her cause her cousin's dog was a cherry before he died!"
Before Andrew could respond, Tejan had returned. She immediately noticed. "Andrew!" She gasped. "How could you do such a thing? You know the cherries are my favorite part. And they're so special to me cause my cousin's dog was a cherry before he died!"
"Told you so," Brinana said.
"Sorry! Jeez! Just have Brinana's."
"What! No, leave me out of this! This is your fault anyway, you cum bubble! Why don't you just let her have your cherry?"
But by the time Brinana finished her pointless sentence that wasted everyone's time, Tejan had already swallowed Brinana's cherry, twirling the stem into a knot with her tongue.
"Oh, thorry," she spoke with her mouth full. "I didn't know you'd thtill want it."
"Of course I did! Ugh, that's fine. I'll just take yours then." She picked Andrew's cherry out with a smirky smirk that smirked with smirkness and plopped it into her mouth. She also attempted to tie her stem in a knot, but it ended up being tied in an intricate noose. She's just that talented. Or her body is giving her signs.
"Cool, now we're all even," Andrew says. He reaches for Brinana's fries when suddenly, something stops him all of a sudden. Suddenly, his body started to shudder all of a sudden.
"WhOaOaaa guys," Andrew is shaking considerably, more than he did when he realized Tom Hollyland was straight and he'd never have a chance with him.
"What's wrong? Andrew, what the fUUUuuUuUuUooginoid-" Tejan was cut off before she could finish because she also started wobbling.
"Lol, glad that's not happening to me and definitely won't. Yall are a bunch of pus-WHOA ITS HAPPENING TO ME TOO WHAT A SURPRISE I DIDNT EXPECT WTF!!" The Brinana exclaimed.
They were all wiggly wagglying in the middle of Chick-Fil-A and no one really noticed or cared but like they still needed to pay so.
Then they stopped out of nowhere like it hadn't happened to begin with.
"Whew, glad that didn't at all mean anything and we can act like that was completely normal and forget about it because it's over now!!" Tejan said happily. Except, it wasn't actually Tejan, but it was coming out of her body.
"Wait, why am I looking at myself?" Asked Brinana, but it was in fact not Brinana, but it was Tejan looking at Tejan. She looked down at herself. "Wait, this isn't my body. I'm not as slim ticc smokin body hot tamale bangin body as I normally am," Tejan said, looking at her hands and then pulling the top of her shirt forward to peek down her shirt. "What's going on?"
