"How hasn't he been eliminated?" Arch decided to ask the man who put the Exploding Kitten at the bottom of the deck.
"I put it on the bottom seeing as how there are only so little cards and I wasn't sure if our comrade had any way to avoid it if he avoided it," the man said pointing at me.
The next peon discarded 5 cards.
"Wait, that's the 5 Discard Move!" the kid called from behind the men," It allows him to take any card that's already been played!"
Arron showed an alarmed expression as the guy pulled out a Defuse.
"Next I'll use my See The Future Card!" the man said placing down the card. He was now looking at the top 3.
"Good thing I did because the top card was an Exploding Kitten," the guy said drawing and defusing it.
"I'll put it on the bottom to help in the long run," the guy said mocking the other.
"You know what? I'll use a Favor Card! So bro, give me a card," the peon not next to Arron said to the guy who helped.
"Next is my pair of Beard Cats! I'll be taking a card off you now," the guy said as he depleted the others hand.
"Now! Two Rainbow Ralphing Cats!" the man said taking another card.
"Now, my pair of Cattermelons!" taking another card off the guy. He then drew a card, as well as Arch.
"I'll see the future," the guy to Arron's right said before drawing. Arron observes the way he saw the cards,, looking saddened.
If he's so sad then that must mean that I'll be able to take the next card.
Arron drew and was safe. The next guy now only had one card in his hand and must draw. It was the Exploding Kitten. The man discarded the Hairy Potato Card that was left in his hand before backing away from the table.
"I'll see the future then," the guy who was now to Arron's left spoke and played a skip, nodding to Arch.
"I guess I'll draw then," Arch said confidently.
"There's only three cards left now. We'll just have to keep passing turns until all but one of us explode," Arch said analytically, looking at the guy whom they thought betrayed them.
"I'll start with my Pair of Hairy Potato Cats," the guy said as he tried to get a card of the other one.
"Now I'll use a pair of See The Futures," he said trying to take another card from the man. After the exchange, the other guy smiled as Arron watched the man to his right sink into an expression of despair. He reached to draw hesitantly and revealed the Exploding Kitten. The card was discard with his hand.
That's their weakness, by hanging up, they blame each other for each's misfortune. Then it leads to them fighting each other.
Arron drew the card and used his last Defuse Card to stop the Exploding Kitten he picked up.
"So you drew into the extra defuse then," Arch said examining Arron's confident smile.
"Lucky lucky lucky, but that won't help you now," Arch said menacingly.
"I'll use a Skip Card," the other man left said.
"Now, it's about time you've bit the dust," Arch spoke up as he discarded 5 cards and gained a Defuse.
"Now I'll be using this favor to take a card off you," Arch said. Arron passed him a Shuffle Card before Arch put on a sadistic smile.
"Now for the final move! I'll use my Attack Card!" Arch yelled.
"Oh no! That means he'll make you have multiple turns," the boy spoke up from behind once again.
"And I'll be using it on my dear partner here!" Arch said letting his voice boom as the man put down another Attack Card!
"Oh no, now you'll be taking 4 turns mister kind person," the kid explained, showing distress in his expression.
"Now you'll be taking four turns! Have fun losing!" Arch shouted uncontrollably whilst taunting Arron.
"Well now, your first mistake was using up your hands," Arron began explaining to Arch and the other man. Arch stopped his maniacal laughter and started paying attention to Arron.
"You see, I have a hand of 5 cards, and in this is a plethora of ways I could end this now," Arron said as he keep going.
"I'll now use my trump card!" Arron spoke up as he slammed a card into play. An Attack Card.
"Now your friend over there will be forced to take 6 turns. With no cards in his hand, he will explode," Arron explained as he glanced over to look at the guy to see the shocked expression he held.
"And your even worse off Arch," Arron began again as he turned his glance to Arch.
"You have only a Shuffle Card, which is ironic because when the man over there is eliminated, the only card left in the deck, will be an Exploding Kitten."
The man drew and was eliminated as the Exploding Kitten was revealed.
"Damn you! Fuck you! Do you know what's happened now?!" Arch said freaking out.
"No, but you were picking on that kid for some reason, and it's wrong," Arron said as Arch was forced to draw. The Exploding Kitten blew up, ending the game. Arch and his cronies all left.
Arron then focused his attention on the little kid.
"Are you ok? They didn't hurt you did they?" Arron asked with concern in his tone.
"No, I'm fine," the kid said, now sounding happy with an upbeatness to his movement.
"Okay, that's good," Arron told him before beginning to head off. He then saw a note with his name on the back of it on the floor. Arron flipped it over to see it read as follows:
Michon Mall, 74th Street, Meet Me, 2:30 PM, Tomorrow, Al's Cone Zone Shop
YOU ARE READING
Exploding Kittens: The Book
FanfictionThe Game of Exploding Kittens, except with people who aren't real.
