"ITS TOO TAN FOR MY PALE ASS FACE" Andy yelled playfully as you put the concealer on his black eye. He tripped onstage last night and Jake accidentally kicked him in the face.
"IT WILL OXIDIZE TO MATCH YOUR PALE ASS FACE" You placed your hand on the back of his head when he flinched away due to the tenderness of the bruise.
"I can't help you if you won't let me. You asked for this, SO BEHAVE"
"IT HURTS WOMAN"
"STOP BEING CLUMSY"
"IM A LITERAL GAZELLE I CANT HELP IT"
"GET LEG SHORTENING SURGERY"
"THEN I'LL LOOK LIKE A FREAK WITH ABNORMALLY SHORT LEGS"
"YOU'LL GET LESS BLACK EYES"
"ITS NOT OXIDIZING DAMN IT"
"GIVE IT TIME DAMN IT"
"NO DAMN IT"
"YES DAMN IT"
"FINE DAMN IT"
"THATS RIGHT LISTEN ME MORE AND THE WORLD WILL BE A BETTER PLACE DAMN IT"
"NOT ACCURATE DAMN IT"
"IT WOULD BE MORE ACCURATE IF YOU LET IT BE ACCURATE DAMN IT"
"INACCURATE DAMN IT"
"YOU'RE INACCURATE"
"I KNOW"
"GOOD"
"GREAT"
"AWESOME"
"FANFUCKINGTASTIC"
I laughed so hard while writing this. Also Colby Brock is amazing and we must praise him.
