*tsk* "cheap scape" he hands me another 500 yen "just for renting this magazine for a week too"
"Oi, your talking about golden limited edition with 15 different bondage techniques and 80 pages of pure porn" I say trying to convince him 'can't believe the information (b/n) told me was useful'
Pervert nods his head taking the magazine from my hands
We shake hands to confirm our deal
"If I see one crease in that book your paying me double" I warned
"Like I'd be damaging such an artefact"
[you have officially rented out (limited edition porn magazine) to mentia, you have gained 15+ customer points]
[Congrats! Mentia has now ranked (Customer)]
'This is a thing?'
"Pleasure doing business with you, till we meet again" pervert says before he disappears into the flood of my classmates
"Oh there you are birthday girl!" A voice says
Turning around I see tape dispenser
"Oh hi?"
"Sorry about ur dining table" tape dispenser scratches the back of his head
Looking over his shoulder I see it broken in half and everyone was cheering having fun
"It's cool, not the first time it's broke" I didn't even flinch at the fact it was broken
He handed me a drink, looking at my empty cup I accept it
"Thanks dude"
"No problem! Anyway what do you think of your party?" He asked
"Well, everyone ramming into my house unannounced and partying until we all dead is a great idea"
"So-" before he could finish
"OI (Y/N)!!!" Another voice buts in
Looking at the source of the voice I see the one and only
It was (b/n), of the house of (l/n), protector of the realm, sir idiot of the 7 kingdoms, breaker of chains, queen of dragons
Wait wrong script, I meant:
(b/n) slams the door down and pushes my class mates aside to get to me whilst saying "move it I'm gay"
When he finally got to me he said "so what do you think of the party-"
I kicked him where the sun don't shine and glared at him
(B/n) falls down holding his jewels and I squat down like a delinquent
"Oiiiii, do you think this would make me happy?? My whole plan of anime, manga, fanfics, taking a shit and eating is thrown out the window cause of you" I say still glaring at him
"Y-yep, sorry bout t-that (y/n) but you know w-what?" (B/n) says in almost a whisper
"What?" I asked
"Fuck you" and with that he went unconscious
I picked up his body and dragged him outside and left him there, before I left I said "you owe me a new door"
In the end of the day we partied like there was no tomorrow, when anything broke robot would be scolding someone as moss head would be scared shitless all while infinity would try to comfort him
'I ship it'
When all was done everyone helped me clean and I used tape dispensers tape to fix my table
When everyone left I smiled for bit, in a quiet whisper I say "thanks guys"
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