The worst script ever
Here goes nothing:
(Some girl called Charmaine falls on the grassland, rubbing her butt)
(A little patch of grass skips out cheerfully)
Grass: What a wonderful day! Time to sing a little song!
Grass: (Proudly and dancing) Look at my body, I'm so green! Look at my body, I'm so clean! I'm amazing from head to feet! I'm even better than a... tree!
(Tress struts out, arms crossed, sulking)
Tree (Irritated): What do you mean, you're better than me? Time to let you know who's better!
(Tree starts skipping around, waving arms up high)
Tree: La la la, I'm a tree! I've got branches, and I've got leaves! Taste my apples, they are so sweet! I'm the best tree you will meet!
(Grass glares, annoyed and Tree smirks)
(Flower marches out, her pedals fluttering in the wind)
Flower: (Showing off)You guys are all rubbish. Let me show you what I've got!
(Flower skips around Grass and Tree)
Flower: I'm a flower, the beauty queen! My beauty can make you beam! I'm the prettiest in the team! Even birds can see my gleam!
(Grass and Tree roll their eyes and Flower cackles)
(Rock rises from underground)
Rock: (Clueless) What's going on? Are we making poems? Yay! I'm gonna make one!
(Rock rolls back and forth)
Rock: (Happily) No one's better than a rock! As you can see, I don't wear socks! Have you noticed that I can talk? But there's a problem: I can't walk...
(The plants crowd around, whispering and glancing at the rock)
Charmaine: Uh... Okay?
Rock: Ouch. (The ground sucks it back underground)
Thanks for reading, fellas!
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