*at my little sisters theater practice*
Kid in a robin costume on stage: What do we do with the key?
Me in the crowd sitting next to my mom: we're going to shove it up the robins butt. The key did say 'only the robin knows', so only the robin knows what will happen. He just doesn't want to spill the juice!
Mom: the red juice that coming out of the robins butt after we twist the key.
Me: you'll be pooping blood for months!
My mom, laughing: technically, you'd be peeing blood too.
*both of us silently laughing*
YOU ARE READING
Quote book
RandomThis is just a collection of quotes or things I find that are worth remembering. Sorry for the crappy cover picture. And, I want to look back on this with a smile on my face . . . I regret nothing. 😂😂😂
