The rest of Team 10 quivered as their leading boy fell into a deep pit of depression. Most were too cowardly to comfort him but Nick, my love, Crumpet was different.
"Oi jake you uhlroit?"
"Do I look alright? I've been crying for a whole year. The fans haven't said a word." It was almost a whisper he was so tired from sobbing.
"Yeh they 'ave they loves ya Jackie mate!"
Suddenly Nick got on one knee and whispered into Jake's isty bitsy cancerous ear in perfect American
"I love you Jake don't ever forget that."
Then they made out
