PMD Muse spoofs

Masterchef.

Oh no.

This is not going to go well at all.

Their challenge was to bake and decorate a cake in under an hour. Once that timer started everyone raced off into the pantry to get their ingredients.

Crystal, the Grey tabby with black/dark grey stripes, and a purple heart locket, instantly went for eggs, flour, cocoa powder, butter, and all of the basic ingredients for a cake

Birdi, the small mouse with a scarf, grabbed as much random bullshit as she could find.

Phantom, the giant dragon, also did the same.

Drawcia grabbed stuff to make a red velvet cake, but she grabbed box cake mix since she was too lazy to actually bake a cake.

Sue and Cline, the black jaguar with rainbow spots and the dewott with sunglasses respectively, decided to team up, and grabbed everything plus yeast and a butt ton of chocolate and vanilla extract.

Paravoina, the giant snake, decided to make a rain drop cake and grabbed all of those ingredients.

After 5 minutes, everyone was back at their station and ready to bake. Instantly, chaos was starting to break out as Drawcia added too much flour and it poofed into a cloud of white dust in the mixer, right on her clothes and face. "FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK-" Crystal laughed at Drawcia's mistake and then went back to work. She was actually doing pretty well at her cake, measuring everything very carefully before mixing it together. Birdi and Phantom were throwing random shit into a pan and throwing it into the oven. Sue and Cline were doing very well, until they added yeast and milk into the batter. Now they had bread. They decided to bake it anyways. Paravoina was already almost done with her cake. She decided to make a sugar syrup for it while it was cooling.

Eventually, everyone had baked their cakes and were decorating. Crystal made buttercream icing to top the cake with, (in purple, duh) and was attempting to make rosettes. Yeah that wasn't going well. Drawcia just smacked fondant on the cake. "Nobody will ever know." Phantom's cake was a weird lump that was burnt, while Birdi's oven was on fire. She wasn't even going to attempt to decorate that. Phantom put a bunch of sprinkles on her cake. Sue and Cline decided to cover their 'cake' in hot fudge and whipped cream for some odd reason.

"5 MINUTES LEFT!"

and panic mode initiated. Everyone was running around, trying to plate their cakes. The only one who was already done was Paravoina, with a beautiful rain drop cake and sugar syrup coating it.

5...

4...

3...

2...

1!

"TIME'S UP!"

Everyone stopped what they were doing and presented their cake to Gordon Ramsay. Crystal went first. Gordon ramsay took a bite, and then set the fork down. "The cake is moist, beautiful chocolate flavor, although presentation could be a bit better. Also, the cake is crumbling a lot." Birdi was up next. "YOUR OVEN IS ON FIRE! YOU IDIOT! YOU DON'T LEAVE THE OVEN ON FIRE, YOU PUT IT OUT! THAT CAKE IS GOING TO BE MORE BURNT THAN MY MOM'S CHRISTMAS TURKEY!" Then came Phantom. "What forest floor did you get this off of? it looks like a stale turd. It's too dense, and I have no idea what the hell is in there." Cline and Sue stepped up. "Ok that's bread, not a cake. And it's also not a bread sundae." He ate a bite of it, and then instantly spit it out. then came Drawcia. He took a bite, and spit that out as well.  "That's dryer than the sahara dessert. Did you not add liquid into it?!" Last but not least was Paravoina. He took a bite, and actually swallowed it. "Presentation is gorgeous, beautiful flavor, and a perfect texture." He finished tasting the cake, cleared his throat and then spoke to all of them. "Ok so the only person here that did a decent job was Paravoina, the rest of you GTFO."

That was the day they learned they can't cook. The end.