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The Next Day......

8.00 AM.....Morning...

Khanna Mansion....

A lady is arranging breakfast on the dining table.....

Lady:"Hey Bhagwaan!!!! 8 baaj gaye....aur yain ladka ka koyi ata pata bhi nahi hai....roj roj yain hi karta hai......aur aaj maine usse baar baar bola ki aaj mujhe Mandir jaana hai...thoda age aa jaana...lakin nahi ...isse toh meri baat hi nahi sunni...aane do aj isse ghar...kan pakarkar rakh dunga..."

suddenly an old lady came there...

Voice:"Subah subah kiska itna tareef kar rahi hai tu Shweta???"

so/the lady is our very own Shweta khanna...

Shweta tured ....

Shweta:"Bebe,aap uthgayi??" she took blessings from her...

Bebe :"Jeeta reh....kisko itna gali de rahi hai??? us bechare ko itni hichki ayi hogi...."she teased Shweta....

Shweta:"Aur kise...aapki ladle pote ko.....8 baaj gaye hai....par hamare nawabzade ka koyi khabar nahi hai...mujhe mandir bhi jaana tha....aur khud bhi police station ke liye late ho raha hai.....mujhe toh yain samajh mai nahi aa raha hai ki yain ladka jog karne jaata hai yai ladki patane....aur voh uska chamcha DD bhi toh hai...dono badmash eksath hai....." Shweta said angrily....

Bebe laughed......

Bebe:"Hmmm,accha sun,aj raat ka function yaad hai na...aur tune tillu ko bataya bhi hai???.??"

Shweta's face lit up....

Shweta:"Of corse bebe......bohot acchese yaad hai....Aur tillu ka tension mat kaaro....usse main mana lunga....."

Bebe:"Accha chal,breakfast karte hai..."

Shweta:"Chaliye...."

At the same time.....

Jogging Park....

Two boys are sitting on a bench...one staring the girls.....and the other is playing video games..on his phone...

1st Boy:"Bhai,isn't she hot???"he asked the other boy...

the other boy punched him....

1st boy:"Ouuuccchhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Aree yaar,punch kyu kiya???"he asked while screaming in pain.....

2nd Boy:"So?? Aur kya karoon??Subah se jitni bhi women yaha se guzri hai...chahe woh 20 saal ki ladki ho ya 200 saal ki buddhi,tujhe toh sab hot lagte hain?? Subah se (mimicking him) yain hot hai,yain sexy hai....aare yaar DD,tujhe bohot jaldi hi ek eye specialist dikhana hoga.....warna kuch din baad,tujhe ladko mai bhi ladkiyaan dekhne lagegi....samjha??"he said irritatingly...

DD:"Haan haan,bol le jitna bolna hai.......kabhi tujhko bhi koyi pasand ayega Neil....tab tujhje pata chalega....iss jaalim duniya mai...."he couldn't finish his speech....Neil again punched him....

So,the boy is our handsome hunk Neil Khanna...

Neil:"Abbe gadhe,mujhe jab bhi kisise pyar hoga na,woh lifetime ke liye hoga.....woh sabse unique hogi...sabse alaag.....tere jaise do din baad baad mai thodi gf change karunga, tu toh saala kapre badal ne tarah gf change karta hai...."

Suddenly his phone beeped....he looked 27 missed calls of his Mom,and his Bebe......then he saw the time.....he is just Shocked....then he again punched DD.....He screamed in pain...

DD:"Ouch!!!!! yaar,tu mera dost hai,ya dushmaan....aab mujhe kyu mara??maine kya kiya hai bhai......har jagah aapni Police avtar main aa jata hai....."he said it while crying.....