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"since you and your wife are celebrating your twentieth anniversary" the host continued, "i thought we would play a little game to test your knowledge"
ewan groans, but complies, "oh god, okay"
"right, question one - by the way, if you get it wrong, y/n gets a divorce-free card"
the scotsman laughs, before nodding and rubbing his hands together.
"so, again, question one: is it true that your first dance song was the same as your first date song back in the 1990s when you first met?"
"oh, i don't know" ewan feels himself shrivelling, knowing you'd be watching at home in pure horror, yet amusement, that he didn't know, "maybe?"
