"This Allyson you're speakin' to. Robert says if this is braceface, hang up."
"Well tell him I'm not hanging up."
"...He told me to hang up, but I'm older so I do what I want. Are you the one he's been moping about?"
"I guess...?"
"You friend zoned him? Damn...How old are you anyways."
"Eighteen..."
"ROBERT! WHY ARE YOU MESSING WITH A CHILD WHO JUST GOT OUT OF SCHOOL!"
"You're no fucking help, Ally!"
"Anyways, he's been just...Walking around saying something like 'he friended me!'. I thought he was talking about Facebook. He was talking about you...He really likes you to be crying..."
"C-Crying?"
"Yeah. He's been like that once about a girl he liked when he was younger. I swear I laughed when he came into the house, threw his backpack down, and flopped on the couch and start crying like SpongeBob."
"Hehehe!"
"WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING!"
"Shut up and finish your ice cream and pizza! He talks about you way too much. 'He's so cute.' 'I can't stop thinking about him.' 'He's innocent as hell, but I-"
"Give me the damn phone!"
"Robert-"
"I told you to stop calling me, princess."
"You can't be that sad or mad. You called me princess."
"Shit! It slipped! I-I-"
"Robert, shut up."
"Alrighty."
CLICK!
Tom sighed and rolled his eyes.
"That's not I meant, you idiot."
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Kingston Café (MOVING!)
Romance"You're really innocent." "You've told me that already." "I know...I just can't wait to take that innocence from you." A innocent eighteen year old barista from Kingston, England gets a call from a twenty-four year old waiter in Manhattan, New York...
