It all started when he snapped his fingers. When he snapped his fingers, that's when it all went away. His pants. Then came out the sexy
Grape
Fruit
Thighs.
They made us all moan and wheeze and hyperventilate. All the other girls just ran to him and tried to get in between those legs but no, he wanted me? I have no idea why he wanted me I was nothing, but apparently to him I was everything. I had recently broken up with my hawt boyfriend Ziggy because I caught cheating on me with FUCKING Jennifer, but I was fine. I loved the way Ziggy rubbed his ass on my mind but him. Oh my he was sexy with those thighs. They were like grapefruits. I just wanted to feel them and rub my hands on them and lick them. But, no. Grapefruitthighs guy was purple and he was a murderer. Sure Ziggy was badass but this was too badass for me. The level of sexiness I'd have to endure is too much. All this thinking made me just want him more. So I walked over there.
"*Fuck me Grapefruitthighs. *Fuck me."
"Ex-squeeze me?" He said
"*Fuck. Me."
"Okay then."
And so it happened we sucked and sucked and sucked those popsicles dry.
The End
*fuck me means in there galaxy "let's eat popsicles together you pervert.
