Haha some boob jokes!
A push up bra is like a bag of chips. You open it and its half empty
Boy: If you had no legs, would you wear socks?
Girl: No.
Boy: Then why do you wear a bra when you have no boobs?
Boob Size Grades
A ---> Almost Boobs
B ---> Barely there
C ---> Can't Complain!
D ---> Damn!
DD ---> Double damn!
E ---> Enormous!
F ---> Fake
G ---> Get a reduction
Boob IM Icons
Perfect Boobs (o)(o)
Fake Boobs ( + )( + )
Perky Boobs (*)(*)
Big Nipple Boobs (@)(@)
A Cups o o
Wonder Bra Boobs (oYo)
Lopsided Boobs (o)(O)
Grandma Boobs \ o /\ o /
My boobs are having a hard time deciding what they want to be when they grow up
I think it's only fair to throw monopoly money at strippers with fake boobs.
Men go through 3 stages in life: Drinking from boobs, staring at boobs, and growing boobs.
