shitposting~

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Lumo: *is fixing her fire gun* goddamn....

Willow: *trips in* oh heyy~

Lumo: willow where the hell have you been?? I called you on the phone like,, 3 times or something.

Willow: i was drinking with alder and he left me in the bar

Lumo: YOU TWO WERE DRINKING??? what about me??

Willow: ....... Nah...

Lumo: dont... You wanna find alder then...?

*screeching from the basement*

Willow: *stands up pointing down* found him

Lumo: what the... *grabs fire gun and willow too*

-as they walk through the basement, the voices get closer and c l o s e r until,,-

Lumo: *breaks in the door screeching* GET DOWN

Matt: *jumps in british* holy sweet jesus bloody mary! You nearly gave me a heart atta- *gets hit by an empty bottle* OW!

Lumo: I SAID GET DOWN! WHERE THE F O O K IS ALDER.

Willow: WHERES MY HATED RIVAL-

Matt: *points up at the guy dangling on a rope*

Lumo: ........alder what-

Alder: SHUT YOUR MOUTH! i got dangled in and i cant get out!

Willow: *cries from laughter clapping like a maniac* o h m y g o d-

Lumo: ...... *looks at matt* can i kill him?

Matt: you aint burning my basement! Again!

Lumo: but i-

Matt: I S A I D N O

-willow tries to cut alder off the rope-

Michael: *breaks in the wall with a motorcycle* hey hey hoes

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Should i continue this? :')

Also i changed foxs name to lumo

And lilys to willow

Lumo is hungarian
Willow is finnish
Matt is british 👌
And michael is american hn-

Thank for seeing ;3

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