The Highly Functioning Sociopath in a Chatroom

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(worldsonlyconsultingdetective created a chatroom and named it "Bored.")

worldsonlyconsultingdetective: Bored.

worldsonlyconsultingdetective: Booored.

worldsonlyconsultingdetective: BOOOORED.

(Girlofyodreams joined the chatroom)

Girlofyodreams: don't be bored little one

worldsonlyconsultingdetective: Oh, god, I might regret this.

Girlofyodreams: gotta name?

worldsonlyconsultingdetective: Of course I have a name. I believe the question you're looking for is whether or not I'll give it to you.

Girlofyodreams: wow, tall and funny. I like it.

worldsonlyconsultingdetective: How did you know I was tall?

Girlofyodreams: I do now

worldsonlyconsultingdetective: Aha. Clever girl. I just might like you.

Girlofyodreams: I tend to have that effect on people :)

(MadmanWithABox joined the chatroom)

MadmanWithABox: shall I join in on the fun?

Girlofyodreams: but of course!

worldsonlyconsultingdetective: Who might you be?

MadmanWithABox: hello, I'm the doctor

Girlofyodreams: doctor who?

MadmanWithABox: oh, I LOVE it when people say that! It's right up there with fezzes!

Girlofyodreams: I LOVE FEZZES

MadmanWithABox: I KNOW RIGHT!!

worldsonlyconsultingdetective: Fezzes? Really? That's the topic of discussion?

Girlofyodreams: FEZZES ARE COOL!! SO ARE BOWTIES!!

MadmanWithABox: ohhh I'm beginning to like you

worldsonlyconsultingdetective: She has that effect on people.

(skittlesarerainbowmagic joined the chatroom)

skittlesarerainbowmagic: wassup bitches?

Girlofyodreams: you're gonna say that whenever you join a chatroom aren't you?

skittlesarerainbowmagic: *big macintosh voice* eyuup

Girlofyodreams: haha *brohoof*

skittlesarerainbowmagic: *brohoof*

worldsonlyconsultingdetective: It's like a chatroom party.

skittlesarerainbowmagic: you mean PARTAY!!

worldsonlyconsultingdetective: No, party.

skittlesarerainbowmagic: PARTAY PARTAY PARTAY!!!!!!!!!!! :D

worldsonlyconsultingdetective: Oh, god.

skittlesarerainbowmagic: if you don't like to PARTAY do you know what you are?

worldsonlyconsultingdetective: What?

skittlesarerainbowmagic: a PSYCOPATH

worldsonlyconsultingdetective: I AM NOT A PSYCHOPATH, I AM A HIGHLY FUNCTIONING SOCIOPATH!

skittlesarerainbowmagic: #touchy

worldsonlyconsultingdetective: Stop that.

skittlesarerainbowmagic: #makeme #haha #kissmybootay

Girlofyodreams: haha, #nice

skittlesarerainbowmagic: #iknowright

MadmanWithABox: they're just ganging up on you aren't they?

worldsonlyconsultingdetective: ):

skittlesarerainbowmagic: u did it wrong

worldsonlyconsultingdetective: #shutup Nope, never mind. It just doesn't work.

(EmGeeBee joined the partay)

EmGeeBee: SUUUUUUUP?

skittlesarerainbowmagic: sweet! how'd u do that?

MadmanWithABox: oh you're brilliant!

worldsonlyconsultingdetective: Great. Now it's a trend.

EmGeeBee: indeed so young consulting detective

Girlofyodreams: let me try!

(Girlofyodreams left the chatroom)

skittlesarerainbowmagic: wait for iiiiiit...

(Girlofyodreams floated into the chatroom on a cloud)

skittlesarerainbowmagic: SO MUCH EPIC

(skittlesarerainbowmagic left the chatroom)

(skittlesarerainbowmagic used a Portal 2 gun to walk through the wall of the chatroom)

worldsonlyconsultingdetective: Okay, I admit, that one was clever.

MadmanWithABox: can I give it a go?

Girlofyodreams: sure!

(MadmanWithABox left the chatroom)

(MadmanWithABox teleported into the chatroom with a magic blue box that's bigger on the inside)

skittlesarerainbowmagic: ...

Girlofyodreams: ...

worldsonlyconsultingdetective: ...

EmGeeBee: ...

skittlesarerainbowmagic: I understand ur username

EmGeeBee: we all do

(John221 joined the chatroom)

John221: Sherlock, what are you doing?

EmGeeBee: lame entrance dude

skittlesarerainbowmagic: Sherlock?

Girlofyodreams: no.

skittlesarerainbowmagic: Sherlock??

Girlofyodreams: nooo.

skittlesarerainbowmagic: SHERLOCK??????

Girlofyodreams: NOOOOO! Waita go, John

John221: what?

Girlofyodreams: she's a fangirl!

skittlesarerainbowmagic: OHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSH!!!! FRIGGIN SHERLOCK HOLMES!!!!! ONLY THE GREATEST DETECTIVE THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN!!!!! I READ ABOUT YOUR CASE, THE STUDY IN PINK, AND I WAS IMMEDIATELY HOOKED!!!!!!!! HOW DO YOU MAKE MIRACLES HAPPEN WITH SUCH ELEGANCE, SUCH TALENT, SUCH............AWESOMENESS??????

worldsonlyconsultingdetective: ...

EmGeeBee: just run. run while you still can.

Just a little shoutout to the person who is responsible for this madness :) @EmGeeBee31 you are pretty awesome.

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