The undateable bachelor (Poll fic, you decide: I write)

Chapter one: Stop the running, Eli!

Disclaimer: I do not own anything that has to do with Slugterra: all hail Nerd Corps Entertainment! The only thing I own is my weird brain and a jar of candies and cookies. Grab some if you like!

Rating: This story is most likely to become a slash story. I think that it's safe to say that it will gradually become a 16+ story.

Warning:This story is written by me, a weird person who tries to write fan fiction after abandoning fan fiction for over five years... I am hoping that my writing skills do not disappoint you, I am trying to find my spark again. Also this story is probably going to eventually contain some lemons. This is also most likely to become a slash story, so if you don't like m/m shipping then get out safely, while you can.

Updating stories: I am a busy person, but I have grown more capable of scheduling and planning my daily routines and other tasks. When I have found out how to put writing fan fiction into that schedule, I will probably update more frequently.

Reason: So, I've decided to write another Slugterra fan fic, because currently, I am highly addicted to this show and its characters, especially Eli Shane. Sorry, but he's a cutie and I've always had a thing for main characters, cause that's my weakness... Wanna kill me? Throw a cute main character at me and I'll probably die instantly...

I love to write silly stuff and I wanted to try something new. So, my aim is to try writing about an Eli who is growing up, but has no idea how to behave like a "normal" (as in the eyes of the people of Slugterra world) human being. With a heavily resisting Eli, who seriously doesn't give a damn about sappy love stories and has no idea what the general idea of flirting is. Actually he is pretty much clueless.

Also, Eli has a severe sunglasses obsession in this fic.

So, I hope you people will enjoy this and if not, I am truly sorry, but I am trying. However, I still wish you all the very best in life and may you all be happy and healthy!

Please let me know what you guys think about it, cause I have so much more prompts that are waiting to be written, yet if no one reads them... Then I might just go *swoosh* and abandon fan fiction again XD.

Always be safe, huggies!

Chapter one: Stop the running, Eli!

It was a sunny day in Slugterra. All was well and all was quiet. No real reason for heroes to overly exhaust themselves with chores. No reason for heroes to call up an army and charge in. No need, cause it was peaceful in Slugterra. For the first time people could simply walk through the streets, order delicious food, shop various necessary or unique products, simply watch a movie or go for a long walk. Everyone was enjoying themselves. Well... almost everyone...

"Eli, come on! You've gotta relax sometime." Kord tried dragging the young Shane back inside, but alas the young man was way too quick.

"Naha Kord, you never know... I mean what if Blakk comes back?"

"Eli, seriously the man is trapped in the deep caverns, he would not get out even if he was to blast himself out of his own blaster!" Trixie sighed, clearly annoyed and helped Kord dragging the boy in.

"But!..."

"No buts, Eli!" The two yelled simultaneously.

"Alright." He sighed in defeat.

"Don't worry, for Pronto will keep you busy with his magnificent new magic show!" The molenoid appeared from upstairs with a long, too long mind you, black cape draped over his shoulders.