Me: Ok we're back to dreamland COOOKKK OOOOOFFFFF
Meta Knight: Ok !
Chef Kawasaki: :3 last round was fun
Meta Knight: because you won!
Me: -bazookas meta knight-
Meta Knight: -coughs- what was that for?!
Me: -puts hand on Meta Knight's face- shush shush shush, Last round Chef Kawasaki won! With the fangirls cheated !!
Fangirls: ... Don't move! Maybe she won't see us!
Me: .... -sighs- today's round is..... MAKE THE SPICIEST PIZZA EVVEEEEEEERRR
King DeDeDe: you do-
Me: EEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR
King DeDeDe: you-
Me: EEEEEEEEEERRRRRR
King DeDeDe: YOU DONT HA-
Me: EEEEEEEERRRRRRRR
King DeDeDe: are you done!!
Me: nope, EEEEEERRR.... ER ok I'm done! Get cooking fellas!
* moments later *
Chef Kawasaki: -pokes pizza with a fork a tiny bit and puts in mouth- ..... -is on fire- YEEESS
Meta Knight: .... I don't know how to make spicy food... -stares at pizza-
Me: are you done fellas? -pouring water on Chef Kawasaki-
Chef Kawasaki: YE- -water goes in his mouth-
Meta Knight: -adds one chili in the middle of the pizza- ...... Ok
Me: JUDGES EAT!
* Moments Later *
Me: .... We need more water....
Sir Ebrum: -puts face in the fish tank-
King DeDeDe: -runs into me-
Escargoon: -drinks water-
Lady Like: -puts face in fish tank-
Me: ...... Get off! -pushes king DeDeDe-
* moments later *
Me: judges cast your vote!
Judges: -breathing hard-
Me: .... The winner is -throws cards away- Meta Knight because Chef Kawasaki, you burned the place!
Chef Kawasaki: :3
Meta Knight: ok!
Me: Next time on...
Lady Like: Dreeeeeaaaa -faints-
Me: ... You get the point
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Kirby Cook Off
HumorThe two most horrible cookers in town! Are here, with a cook off! Who will win? Chef Kawasaki, or Meta knight? Oi, if Kirby was the judge.... I do not own any characters but myself. Rest of the characters belong to Nintendo.
