Markiplier and Jacksepticeye Ego One Shots

Date Night (Fluff)

A.N: Before this begins, some of these one shots will be long parts, and I apologize in advance if these are boring, I'm sorry! But yeah, this one is almost 3000 words, so get some popcorn and enjoy! This is also a collaboration with a friend of mine! 

There are some trigger warnings, so I'll list them here before I begin. Actually only one warning.

- Small mentions of Cannibalism and Torture

"So, do you want to do anything today instead of sitting on the couch all day?" Anti asked Dark, whose lap he was sitting on. Dark hums slightly in thought. "Possibly. Did you have anything in mind?" He asked, his gaze focused on his emerald haired boyfriend. "Maybe dinner?" Dark smiles slightly. "That would be nice." Anti returned the gesture, smiling softly. "Where do you want to go?" He asked. "Well, depends on how fancy you generally go for dinner." Dark chuckles. "I'm good with anything right now. Kind of want to try something fancy." Dark inclines his head slightly. "Well, I know a place where the owner will let us in for free without reservations at a good table. Good connections when people believe you to be the devil." Anti then smirks. "Let's do it. Should we look more, human?"

"It's your call, but it could prove unnecessary if we got, say, a balcony table to ourselves? And could be fun to freak the waiters out a bit." Dark smirked. "Should I at least dress fancier?" Anti asked. "I certainly wouldn't object." Dark caresses Anti's cheek slightly. "Want to help me with that since you're the suit enthusiast?" Dark smirks slightly. "It would be my pleasure."

"Let's get dressed, huh?" Anti asked, who was still on his lap. "Might have to get off me first." Dark chuckles. "How strong are you?" Dark raises an eyebrow slightly. "What? Did you want me to carry you?" Dark questioned. "Maybe." Anti smiles innocently. Dark rolls his eyes slightly, wrapping his arms around Anti and hoisting him up bridal style. Anti smiles, kissing Dark's cheek. Dark shakes his head slightly, "Don't get used to this." Anti giggles. "I won't, I'm gonna savor this." Dark rolls his eyes, setting Anti back down on his feet. He eyes Anti over, "Now, let's get you dressed up, hmm?" Anti nods his head.

"Doubt you'd want anything over the top." Dark chuckles. "As long as it looks good." Anti adds. "As if I'd make you look bad." Dark murmurs with a slight smirk, clicking his fingers, changing Anti's clothes to a slightly more casual black suit than his own. "Acceptable?" He questioned. Anti went over to the mirror, eyeing himself over. "Hmm, I like it." Anti smiles softly. "Good. Because I'd be incredibly offended if you didn't." Dark says with a small chuckle. Anti smiles as Dark moves over to fix up his hair. Anti gave him an innocent pout. "Do you have to fix my hair?"

Dark rolls his eyes with a slight smile. "I'm the one that messed it up in the first place." Anti sticks his tongue out childishly. Dark smirks slightly, taking a step back. "All done. You look good. Not to say you didn't already." Dark smiles. "Why thank ya!" Anti says in his thick Irish accent as he kisses the monochrome's cheek. Dark smiles a bit wider as he looks at Anti. "Shall we go?" He asked. The emerald haired male nods his head as they flicker to the front of a rather expensive looking restaurant.

"It looks nice." Anti says, looking up to his partner. "Mhm. And I doubt they'll even try to make me pay for any of it." Dark murmurs with a slight smirk, leading him inside. All Dark really needs to do is glance at some of the employees there before he's free to lead Anti to a lone table on a balcony. "I'll admit I basically claimed this spot out of spite." Dark says quietly. "Interesting." Anti pondered. "Mhm. This place was still here a lifetime ago, although of course things have changed." Dark explains briefly. "That makes sense." Anti agreed. "Now I actually have someone to make use of it with that actually matters." Dark smiles, taking a seat after pulling out Anti's chair like a gentleman would. Anti sits slowly, softly smiling.