gf: bat mo ko tinawagan? hating gabi nah ah!
bf: bhe, may sasabihin ako sayo, importante
gf: eh bakit sa ganitong oras? may umaga pa naman ei
bf: wala lang, gusto lang kitang kausapin sa ilalim ng maliwanag na gabi
gf: sweet mo ngayon ha, anong sasabihin mo?
bf: I'm ending our relationship bilang magGF at BF
gf: WHAT??!! BAKIT???
bf: because I'm starting to love you as my wife! WILL YOU MARRY ME??
