Despacito (A Very Spooky Shrek Story)

The Beginning.

It was a scary and cold night. The only light we had was from the full moon above us. My buddy Dillon and I shivered from the cold as we headed deeper into the green swamp. The further we went, the darker it got. The trees began to block the bright, glowing rock. 

"We're never going to find our way out of here, man!" Dillon whispered.

I looked around us, hoping to see civilization past the moss covered trees. "We will, just keep walking and we'll have to get somewhere," I reply, walking further in the same direction.

"We are in the middle of a swamp!" He began to yell. "What do you think we'll find in here?! Shrek?!"

I shrug. 

Everything began to look the same. In the corner of my eye I saw a swift movement of a green creature. I stopped. "Did you see that?" I asked Dillon.

"What?" He stopped as well. 

"I saw something... over there," I pointed into the darkness. "It was... and odd shade of green for a swamp like this... and it was big."

"You're pulling my leg," Dillon rolled his eyes. "You basically described Shrek. I don't believe you."

I shrugged it off and we kept walking. I kept seeing the same thing over and over again. The green being kept appearing in the corner of my eye. I had thought my eyes were playing trick on me, but it kept happening. "You have to be seeing that," I stop once more. "I'm not joking, I have been seeing something and I know I'm not crazy."

"You're crazy," Dillon replies.

"Something is here!" I shout. "Come here and face me like a man you beast! Whatever you may be, I will take you down!"

"Great now I'm stranded here with a delusional Shrek fan..." Dillon mumbles. "Alexa, this is so sad play despacito."

We did not have an Alexa with us, but as if we were in a movie...

Despacito started playing.