Reddie Oneshots???

Strawberries and Cigarettes

A/N: This book is going to be slowly updated because I'll probably just write on it when I'm bored. Anyway, enjoy this most likely trashy, unoriginal, gay af oneshot. @Katalina, don't read this, like I said, it's trash and you'll laugh at me. @Stephanie, you may read this because I know you'll laugh with me instead of at me. :)

Day One

Richie Tozier had just moved in next door to than none other than Eddie Kaspbrak. Richie was leaning against the side of his new house, trying to smoke a cigarette.

"Shit." He muttered, patting his pockets, realizing he didn't have a lighter. Then, through the chain link fence separating his and his new neighbor's yards, he saw a small boy sitting on a swing set. Richie made his way over to the fence, getting as close to the boy as he could.

"Hey, man." Richie spoke, making the boy jump. "Would you mind lighting my cigarette? I seem to have lost my lighter."

"Uh-yeah, sure." Eddie spoke, standing up. "Let me go grab one." Richie smiled brightly as Eddie walked away.

Eddie snuck back into his own home, being quiet to make sure that he didn't wake his sleeping mother in the living room. He grabbed a lighter from the kitchen junk drawer and quickly made his way back outside.

"Here you go." Eddie spoke as he lit Richie's cigarette. "You just moved in today, right? What's your name?" Eddie asked nervously, whipping his palms on his jeans.

"Richie Tozier, at your service." Richie spoke, bowing to Eddie. Eddie giggled. "And your name?" Richie asked.

"Eddie," he spoke. "Eddie Kaspbrak."

"Now Eddie, that is a very adorable name." Richie spoke, making Eddie blush. "It fits an adorable boy."

"Thank you." Eddie smiled. "Would you mind if I...um...came over?"

Richie's eyes widened. "You sure you can climb that fence, little one?"

"Depends." Eddie spoke as he began to climb.

"On what?" Richie asked, watching him.

"If you catch me." Eddie said before jumping over the top of the fence, Richie quickly catching him.

Richie placed Eddie back down onto the ground, taking the cigarette out of his mouth. "I got you." Richie smiled. Eddie returned it.

"Let's go." Richie said, running off to the front of the house.

"Where?" Eddie asked frantically, but running after Richie anyway.

"Fuck, fuck, fuck." Richie said, yanking on his car door handle. "I locked my keys in my car." He told Eddie sadly. "I wanted to take you on an adventure."

"Maybe another time?" Eddie suggested hopefully.

"Definitely." Richie said. "But for now we'll have to settle for this." Richie climbed onto the hood of his car, leaning back on the windshield. Eddie looked at him confused, Richie then patted the spot on the hood next to him. Eddie smiled and then also climbed onto the hood.

"Hey, Eds, look what I can do." Richie spoke, blowing a smoke ring. Eddie was fascinated by Richie's lips, he imagined kissing Richie over and over and over, it was like he could already feel it.

"Well, Richie, it's getting late." Eddie sat up, but Richie reached over to stop him.

Richie dug around in his pocket, "Do you want some candy?" He asked sheepishly, pulling a roll of Smarties from his pocket of his black jeans.