the shipping pasta queen and so many ~flashbacks

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Sally: hi I am Sally and Liu is sick so I'll answer

From cybershock - Sally why would you do that , now I feel like crap! (Jumps out a window )

Sally: well I'm sorry I am a pasta shipping queen , who did you think started the Ben x Jeff ship

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Flashback

Ben: Sally where did you go little fucker!! (Walks in a candle lit room)

Jeff: Sally give me back my knif-(sees the room )

A table was in th middle and a stereo is against the wall

Ben: did Sally steal your stuff to (walks to the table )

Jeff: yep my knife (is beside him)

A song starts playing

Shalalalla might o mine you gotta kiss the girl

Ben: I can't kiss her

Jeff: I'm a him your a girl

Ben: no you are

They fight

In the airvents

Sally: shit ok yaoi shippers go back home

Bunch of girls : awwww!!!

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Now

Sally: let's just say those girls never made it home

Next question

Ej: in his room playing with a knife )

Ej-will you listen to me messenger and Liu are not-(gets interrupted)

Ej: I know they aren't together , but I humiliate myself infront of her like alot

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Flashback

Messenger yawns and walks in the kitchen to see eyeless Jack in his boxers eating a kidney, blood on his chest .

Ej: s-sor-ry m-mess-senger (hides the kidney )

Messenger : 0//////0 I gotta....go (runs back in her room)

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Ej: we didn't talk for a week

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Jeff- do you wanna kill a snowman

Jeff: or kill the nebore right down the block

I think normal people are over due

I started talking to myself in the mirror

(Jeff has no shirt on )

Jeff: lookin fine jeffy poo

Other reflection: no you lookin fine

Jeff: aw you make me blush )-u-(

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While cyber jumped out the window , Toby was luckily to catch her

Toby-do you hate me?

Toby: no if you like me just (twitch) tell me

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Liu: sneeze) so many (coughs ) flashbacks I neda (cough) recover ask and dare (sneese ) ba (sneeze ) Sally were is ma soup! (Coughs )

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