{Chat opens}

Joker: Welcome everyone! To the madhouse!

Harley Quinn: Hi puddin!

Poison Ivy: Oh hey Harley

Harley Quinn: Hi Poison Oaky!

Poison Ivy: It's Ivy but I'll allow it....

Joker: I didn't make this chat for you two to chat among yourselves!

Scarecrow: Just let them be....

Two-Face: So....why are we here?

Penguin: I was going to ask the same thing....

Joker: We're here...to discuss how to kill Batman

Scarecrow: All your plans fail though....

Joker: Do not argue with me, straw man!

Scarecrow: It's Scarecrow, clown

{Catwoman has joined}

Catwoman: What's going on?

Joker: How did you get here?

Catwoman: I have my ways

Harley Quinn: Hey Cat!

Catwoman: Hi

Joker: Oh my God.....

{Riddler has joined}

Riddler: Riddle me this clown-

Joker: OH MY GOD.......

Two-Face: Wait....if Catwoman and Riddler joined...doesn't that mean anyone can join?

Joker: Your point being?

Scarecrow: Batman can join, I hope you realize that.....

Penguin: I agree

{Batman has joined}

Joker: Goddammit

{Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Catwoman, Riddler, Two-Face, Penguin and Scarecrow have left the chat}

Joker: So Bats.....

Batman: Leave. Now

Joker: That's not nice!

Batman: I'm tracking you right now.....

Joker: Oh shi-

{Joker has left the chat}

Batman: That shut him up

{Chat ended}

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