Richie: Yo, Staniel, what day is today?
Stan: You have a calendar on your phone, Richie.
Richie: Just humour me.
Stan: It's March 26th. Why?
Richie: Happy one month ;)
Stan: What?
Richie: We've been talking for one month now!
Stan: ....
Richie: ??
Stan: ...... One month of your shit.
Richie: You love me.
Stan: nope.
~On Insta~
derryswhore: yo! look at this cutie. happy one month ;)
slutofderry: yooooo my baby boys are all grown up!
mike.hanlon: ??? Y'all are dating????
derryswhore: @mike.hanlon you know it ;)
stan.uris: @mike.hanlon @derryswhore wE ARE NOT DATING WE HAVE BEEN TALKING FOR ONE MONTH THAT IS IT
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