Voltron one Shots

A picnic

After days, and days, and daaaaays of Lance begging the crew to have a picnic, they finally accepted! Probably because he got tiered of talking and decided to use hes beyard as method of negotiation. Which had proved to be more affective than asking in a civilized manner.

They were chilling on the sofa waiting for the girls, and Lance, to come down.

Hunk: What's taking them so long? I'm hungry, and you eating right next to me isn't helping Coran!

Coran:*swalows* I'm sorry number two, but this yellow fruit is simply delicious!

Keith: You mean corn?

Coran: Yes! That's it! Corn. What a weird word! *takes another bite of he's corn*

Keith: Oooookay then.  I'm gonna drag them out now.

Shiro: Just give them a little more time.

Keith: It's been three hours Shiro.

Shiro: ...

Right there, and then the doors flew open revealing Allura, and Pidge dressed in cute dresses. Pidge's was a, sleevless, light green dress, with a wide white line at the end, and she had a hight pony tail. She looked, angry. She obviously didn't want to be on that dress. Allura's was bright pink, the sleeves reached her wrists, and, as usual, her hair was lose, and she had a purple floppy hat with tiny roses embroided at its sides.

Allura: TADA!!!!!!!

Hunk got up, and ran in speeds unknown to men to were the two girls were.

Hunk: You two look amazing!!!!!!! Don't they look amazing!?!

Shiro: Yes, you-

Keith: Were did you get those dresses?

Pidge: We rode Kalteneker to the space mall.

Keith: They allowed the cow to go in?

Pidge: We said she was our walking dog.

Keith: ...

Allura: Yes, and it was a marvelous experience! We bought this *she motioned happily to what they were wearing*, Pidge got some ear music boxes, and lots of colorful things for kalterneker.

Hunk: An ear...?

Pidge: Headphones.

Lance: HERE'S YO BOI!!!

And he came in with his paladin uniform on. Looking exactly as he did when he stormed of saying how he was a mess, and needed to fix the chaos that was his everything.

Keith: What were you doing in there?

Lance:*offended* What do you mean "What was I doing in there?"?! It takes time, and lots of waiting to look this fabulous!

Keith: Well then, I think you should wait a little longer.

Everyone:0-0

Lance: Says the guy with a mullet!

Coran: *chokes on corn*

Keith: Don't talk bout my hair, Raven!

Lance: That was Corans foult!!

Coran:*whispers* I think it's an elegant color.

Keith: You used it anyway!!!!

Lance: It was one time mullet boy!!

Hunk:Guys guys guys, come on! Let's forget about Keith's obvious hair issues, and Lance's space emo period...

Keith/Lance: HEY.

Hunk:... And let's eat!!!

Before anyone could say anything, Pidge literally threw the picnic basket in the control panel, that they used as table, and faked being angry.

Pidge:*dramatic* I can't believe you two!!! *she hits Allura no to hard in the gut with her elbow,  and signals her to keep the act alive.*

Allura: Uh- O! Yes, I can't believe paladins of Voltron act in such childish ways! This behavior is unacceptable!

She locked arms with Pidge, and started heading for the door before the green wearing girl stopped, and turned dramatically around.

Pidge: I put a dress on for you guys!!! A dress!!

She turned around and allowed herself to be dragged by the prinsses. Coran got up, stood upfront of the door and nodded one fast, and sharp, time,  undignified at the remaining males in the room. Then turned around, and followed the girls.

Lance: Um, what-?

Hunk: Come on mice. Let's not be around this crowd no longer.

He said with a forced British accent, and let the mice run up to his head. He then walked dramatically to the door, and closed it.

Lance looked at Kieth.
Keith looked at Lance.
Then a snore was heard.

They looked at the sofa at a sleeping Shiro.

Lance: The poor guy couldn't take our weirdness.

Keith just nodded.

They then took the basket and sat beside their sleeping space dad to eat their chocolate space goo cake.

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✏Sooooooo that happened. Also, everytime I wrote "Coran" the phone just decided to fix it and it ended up saying "corn", and when I wrote "corn" it said "Coran" so that was annoying. Hope you enjoyed this little piece of shit!✏