Marvel Imagines

Steve Rogers

Nat: Look at how cute Steve and Y/N are!

Bucky: STEVEN GRANT ROGERS. 

Steve: Here we go…

Bucky: I AM PROUD OF YOU, FLIRTING AND ALL!

Steve: Oh. Thanks?

Sam: WTF STEVE WE CALL YOU CAPTAIN ON MISSIONS 

Clint: Ignoring what Sam just pointed out, that is sweet!

Clint has added Pietro, Wanda.

Steve: Please stop adding everyone. 

Clint has added Bruce, Vision.

Steve: STOP, PLEASE

Clint has added T’Challa, Scott.

Steve: DAMMIT CLINT!

Clint has added Peter.

Steve: What have I done to deserve this?

Pietro: CAP IN THE STREETS, CAPTAIN IN THE SHEETS!

Scott: Could I get that on a shirt?

Y/N: No.

Scott: As a gift for the CAPTAIN.

Steve: No.

Wanda: You and Y/N should flirt more in public! Don’t hide your relationship from us! It is sooooo sweet!

Pietro: Right… Sweet. That’s putting it mildly.

Peter: Well I for one would think of my significant other a million + times.

Tony: Why?

Peter: Money.

Tony: Right, I forget that not everyone is a billionaire like me.

Bruce: This is too good to be true.

Steve: Will I ever hear the end of this?

Bruce: Never.

Loki: I have “screenshotted” this. We will never let you live this down.

Vision: I am surprised, Steve. One should keep their personal life out of the field. This is highly inappropriate of you.

Y/N: You’re just mad cause you’ve called him captain before.

Vision: Yes. I feel… Words cannot express my mortification.

Steve: Your mortification? THINK ABOUT HOW I FEEL

Peter: Hey Bruce can you help me with a project I’m working on?

Bruce: Sure.

Peter: Thanks.

Peter has left the chat.

Bruce has left the chat.

Tony: Excuse me… Why didn’t he ask me?!

Y/N: Because Bruce doesn’t flirt with his aunt.

Tony: I WILL HELP WHETHER HE LIKES IT OR NOT.

Tony has left the chat.

Steve: Nat, can you please make sure Tony doesn’t anger Bruce?

Nat: No. Scott, you go.

Scott: What? Why me?

Nat: It is a vital part of your training. The next stage. I think you’re ready.

Scott: Oh. Okay then. I’ll do my very best!

Scott has left the chat.

Nat: So gullible.

Clint: Everyone has commented except for T’Challa.

T’Challa: That’s because I’m both disgusted and amazed at the cuteness of Y/N and Steve at the same time.

Sam: YOU’VE CALLED HIM CAPTAIN THOUGH, REMEMBER WHEN YOU TRIED TO MURDER BUCKY

Sam: It’s a shame you didn’t though

T’Challa: So? There is a clear difference, when Y/N says it and when we say it.

Sam: How are you so calm?

Bucky: HE’S SO T’CHILL. SAM YOU SHOULD LEARN FROM T’CHALLA, YOU T’CHICKEN.

Sam: Fight him.

T’Challa: Tag team?

Sam: I’ll get my wings.

Bucky: No guys wait

Bucky: I was joking

Bucky has been disconnected.

T’Challa has left the chat.

Sam has left the chat.

Y/N: Mmmm watcha saaaay

Y/N: Steve, go save him.

Steve: But we have plans! It’s movie night!

Y/N: Our plans can wait. 

Steve: I’ll miss you. Do I have to?

Y/N:  Your pal. Your buddy. Your Bucky.

Steve: You have convinced me. I’ll bring back some chocolate. I love you!

Y/N: I love you too!

Steve has left the chat.

Pietro: Is it possible to get diabetes from witnessing something so cute?

Clint: Is it possible for you to even feel emotions?

Pietro has left the chat.

Clint: AND NOW I’M THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE. THANKS, PIETRO. 

Clint has left the chat.

Loki: Well, I guess it just leaves me and you ladies.

Thor: I am still here, brother.

Loki: Is it so hard… To just have one thing in my favor?

Vision: I am also still present.

Nat: Well, Loki is creepy so I’m going to go. Bye.

Nat has left the chat.

Wanda: Yeah. 

Wanda has left the chat.

Y/N: I should lab sit for Tony… I’m totally not going to go mess with his stuff since he’s gone.

Loki: Perhaps I can join you? Lab sitting requires two people and I’m definitely not going to mess with his stuff as well.

Y/N: I would need help… for the lab sitting. We are both innocent. We would never prank him.

Loki: Of course. Why would we do that?

Y/N has left the chat.

Loki has left the chat.

Thor: Did…

Thor: Hold on…

Thor: Did my brother and Y/N just become close friends? 

Vision: They always were. I even helped them swap Mjolnir with a fake.

Vision has left the chat.

Thor: IT’S A FAKE? I HAVE BEEN MOURNING FOR TEN DAYS OVER THE LOSS OF MJOLNIR! DAMN YOU, LOKI! But not Lady Y/N, she is too kind and is obviously under the bad influence of my brother.

Thor has left the chat.