DIESELS pov:
i sat in my room an started 2 play a game than kappa came on
kappa: oi mate i would throw some shrimps on the barbi but i want 2 throw you on my barbiHe said with a salmon pink face
i say wait wot in reply 2 him, confusd abt it what do i do
Oi sorry i was thinking aloud i meant 2 say want sole shrimp
i dont like shrimp you thot did u forget tht already i sigh an shak my hed
Ye m8 surry want 2 go 2 sams club with Brandon's mums card and get some monster?
dood yis u kno i liv 4 tht shiz i get off an get ready 2 head out 2 hang out with kappa then get into the car an drive 2 his house an knock on the door
IM COMING IM IN THE DISCORD SERVER TWO FREAKS ARE MAKING A FANFIC ABOUT US
WAT
YEAH ITS WEIRD
i suddenly get nervous should i wait in my car instead? but i already knockd an it would be wird if i ditchd like tht suddenly an instead i stay ther an wait for kappa 2 ansr the door'howdy i stole Brandon's moms sams club card Let's go 2 sams club' looks at camera 'not sponsored'
'oh shit hey' i blush a bit under my hat and push up my glasses then move the hat so he cant see it at all 'cool lets get in i have my sweet car' its not sweet it looks like shit an its v dirty inside 'why are u blushing'
'u cuck and that's not a car that's a shopping cart wait that's a sams club shopping cart'
'i kno i had 2 steal it earlier i looked kinda cool in it and whatevr' i shrug and walk over, getting behind the bar that pushes the thing u know the little metal thing everyone holds and it gets really hot in the sun but u have 2 hold it anyway or else u wont have a cart and its also rlly filthy w germs
'Well then let's go 2 sams club where we can get sams club special deal on monster with out friends moms sams club card'ok get in the cart then u slow fucker' u wait an shake the cart a bit 2 urge him he might be a bit heavy u dont kno but ur lucky the sams club is across the street an rlly close 2 ur house 'u wanna buy five six paks?'
'Y E S knowing soccer mom Brandon he'll drink 20'
'yeah well if we stash them then he cant get 2 them and we'll have all of them 2 ourselves' u wink under ur sunglasses an head down soon purchasing and going 2 ur place still pushing the cart an he was rlly light for some reason even w monster in his hands
ah yes the trip 2 sams club which was oddly left out went smoothly in fact we saw soccer mom Brandon with his little hoddie son Kwite buying him pac man cereal
no 1 wants 2 see soccer mom brandon at all.
u get ur monster stash and tell the idiot 2 get out and come in the place so u can watch barney on the tv all night bc u have every season on tape bc that was ur childhood an it never gets old
'ahh so this is ur apartment u got Barney on tape cause all those rated r movie are 2 edgy for me And Mickey Mouse is gay'
'ye rated r is not safe for work so we arent watching that an its family friendly and we get life lessons out of it' u wait 'mickey mouse is p gay' u nod and go inside tossing the monster on the bed for safe keepin
'alright let's enjoy this family friendly Christian family friendly bro night'
and after that they spent all night watching Barney and making fun of Brandon and Kwite just like every night
then they fell asleep an kappa got smacked a few times for snoring
the end
