Star Signs as...

The signs as battery percentages

Aries: 18%
Taurus: 92%
Gemini: 22%
Cancer: 30%
Leo: 64%
Virgo: 150% *carries charger everywhere*
Libra: 50%
Scorpio: 69%
Sagittarius: dead
Capricorn: 88%
Aquarius: 7%
Pisces: 3%