The forest of mushrooms

Don't drink and drive!!

The car spluttered as the drunk boys cheered. Randy was swinging the wheel like a maniac,while XXTENTICONXX boomed through the car. The car was going deep into the forest road,and the sky got darker and darker into the night. "Hey dudes,watch this" said Randy,and he swerved the wheel and attempted a wheelie. Instead,the car skidded off the road and right onto its side. There was crashing,screaming,and then silence. John clambered out,wheezing,his bloodied leg dragging behind him. Randy's dead body looked like something from the meatworks,all minced up with sticks of glass imbedded in his bloodied head and stomach,and Sallys body was completely crushed except for her legs. John called for help. He was exhausted,but he did pretty well for someone who had about half a pane of bullet proof glass stuck in his leg. Something shuffled in the bush,and a growl emitted. "O-oh sh..it" he groaned. A huge, bear-sized thing lumbered out and sniffed the wreck. That thing was no bear though...It was a huge dog,with two sets of three legs. It was pitch black except for its teeth and white eyes,and it didn't look friendly. John lay there,partly exhausted and partly terrified. The dog just sat there for who knows how long,swivelling it's ears around. "It must be blind" he thought,seeing as it didn't really see him. He grabbed onto a peice of car and shakily stood up,he may as well be careful,despite the fact he was probably gonna get decapitated or something. He limped up to the beast. "Your no smarty,are ya?" He taunted. The animal suddenly burst to life and screeched,picking up the car and attempted to squish John,snapping. It didn't help that John was screaming too,as the animal seemed to rely on hearing to seek him out. It cornered him and lifted its claws to strike him,when something seemed to hit its side. It yelped,terrified out of its wit,and scuttled away,whining. Then he saw something that made him scoff and doubt his consciousness at the same time. A little fluffy group of kittens and the occasional puppy,all armed with candy like spears of rainbow-like light. The 'leader' walked toward John,confused but delighted. "WOOK EVEWYONE!! ITS A HOOMANSES!!!" Mewed a tiny kitten from the back. "Shut up tiny" the leader said with a surprisingly deep voice. "sowwy master tewwy" it said sadly. "Hello,young man,your leg looks like it did a tomato juice,would you like to have some critical care?" Said the cat rather casually. John just burst into laughter. "Oh my fucking god,a dog centipede,and now an army of fluffy kittens and puppies with rainbow candy swords! What the fuck was I smoking!!?" John wheezed. "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!" The kitten hissed. "We are only helping you because we are adorable fluffies,now PENNY!! GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE AND BRING A STRETCHER!!" "Y-yes master!!" Said a terrified platypus at the back,who came shuffling forward with a stretcher held by two penguins. "We have other animals too,stupid human" corrected the cat,and the penguins lifted him into the stretcher with rather surprising strength. "Now rest,if you die masters gonna kill me!!!" Penny whispered. John quickly fell asleep on the way there.

Authors note:no I am not on drugs,this story is created from my boredom of school.