Red Papi drove on that one long road, the big one, for months straight until he laid eyes upon
mater
he hesitantly drove up to the mysterious truck "HOWDY" the truck did a backflip and landed to face the queen.
"woah cool!"
"your name's lightning mcqueen, and mines mater! that's cool"
"oh please, call me speed daddy" Lightning smiled and tipped his fedora.
"ok" Mater motioned for his new friend to come closer. Once he did, mater whispered "I have rusty peepee"
Speed daddy smiled "very good" He then frowned "but we must wear a condom"
Mater looked at him, confused and hurt "why?"
"I-" he sighed "I dont have peepee" he whispered
Mater frowned "but I have the big gay"
"it's okay I have exhaust pipe"
Maters expression soon changed as he lifted his tire to lay a hand on Lightnings cheek "very cool"
Speed daddy smiled
"prepared?" Mater asked
"I've never done this before" speed daddy sighed
"it's okay I do it many times"
"oh okay"
"just say the word" Mater whispered
"KATCHOW"
"NUT" mater yelled and did a back flip "YEEHAW"
Speed smiled, satisfied. "that was enjoyable"
"yes"
"marriage?" Lightning asked
"yes" mater said and zoomed away
