Turbo: How to care for a sad person
Step 1: Lay a blanket out
Step 2: pick up sad person *trys picks up gear*
Step 3: lay sad person in blanket *lays gear on blanket*
Step 4: roll them into a sad burrito *rolls gear into a sad burrito*
Step 5: trow the sad person of a cliff. Because there an adult and need to grow the fuck up and realize that life sucks and we need to deal with it. *Trows gear off a cliff*