The Nun

chapter 1

Out  of 15 Nuns 7 Were chosen. Then BAM! 1 was gone. The fifth one. A ninety-nine year old hog named Jessi With black robes aka the nun. Wanted the dang chair back. The chair was like a child. You steal the chair, you steal her heart. She wanted her heart back. She traveled everywhere to find her chair. Everytime she sat in a chair it didn’t feel the same. One day as she searched high and low she sniffed a familiar seed. The seed that brought pleasure to her heart ache for the chair. A child walked up and said “Oh Sister Jessi! What has happened to you!?”. Jessi replied “I feel like i am floating on cloud nine”.” Well you are as high as a cloud”  said the child. Oh how jessi wanted to find her chair. The child saw her pupils blown and knew what was up. “Go to Florida” said the child. The old nun Jessi had hemorrhoids. She didn’t know why she had them. She took the child's advice and went to Florida. She found the chair maker in Florida. So she went to epcot to see different chairs from different countries. She sat down in a chair from france and said “this feels familiar!”. The nun decided she need to go to france to find the chair of her dreams. On her boat ride to france a fish hit her in the face. The fish looked tasty so she ate it. She got sick from the fish and threw up everywhere so they threw her off the boat. She had to swim her way to france. The waves of the ocean crashed against her like sauce and spaghetti. By the time she got to france it was night and raining.   So she went to the nearest hotel and she checked in.The next morning she woke up from the smell of a waffle maker. The waffle tastes like funfetti cake mix.Then the waffle maker started talking “Oh dear jessi, wee wee. I know where the chair is! Follow my waffles crumbs and you will find the way to the chair!”. The nun jessi took the waffle maker’s advice and followed the crumbs. The crumbs brought her to the place she was looking for! “Gasp” said jessi. She saw the chair, in all it’s glory in the middle of the walk way. She decided she would sit in it. But as she sat she yelped “I ForGot I hAd HeMorRHoids!” she couldn’t sit in her betrothed chair. That's when… *BAM* The pope walked in. He asked “WHY ARE YOU HERE!?”. Jessi replied “To find my chair”. That when the pope lost it. “YOU ARE A UNFAITHFUL LITTLE RODENT! YOU DISOBEYED THE TITLE THE CHURCH HAS GIVEN YOU! FIRST YOU ARE IN LOVE WITH A CHAIR?!?! THEN YOU SMELT THE SEED!! You have been a very bad girl…” said the Pope. That's when the pope sent his magical powers and super glued the nun to the chair. “AGHHH!” Said the nun. The Pope laughed in great joy. Then made the chair float in mid air, where the nun would be stuck FOREVER!! That's when we realized the pope was no pope… IT WAS ALBUS DUMBLEDORE! Then the real pope walked in. “good work.. We finally caught the  nun in the chair ,and now she lives in the School of Hogwarts!!! “And this is the story of the mandela effect. Now do you realize how this all was in jessi’s brain? Think about. Woody never loved Jessi. Only buzz and andy did. Life is a lie and this story was useless so let us call this a hocus pocus!

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