Block B arrive back at their dorm, exhausted and tired. One of them however has other things on his mind than sleeping.
The first through the door is Yukwon who tiredly slumps through the living room, not making it halfway before his boyfriend leaps on him, turning him round and kissing him roughly. Yukwon’s back hits the wall as he kisses back with the minimal energy he has, both completely ignoring the rest of the band who are looking on with shocked eyes. None of them knew about the existence of U-Bomb in real life.
“What are you guys doing?” Taeil breathes, voicing everyone’s thoughts. Minhyuk answers through kisses with a sarcastic attitude.
“I’m kissing my boyfriend because he looked damn sexy on that stage. If you have a problem with it, there are plenty of other rooms.” Then he goes back to kissing Yukwon passionately, running his hands all over the younger’s body.
“But…how long has this been going on?” Zico asks as if he was betrayed.
“About three months,” Yukwon says as he takes in a gulp of air before returning to the heated kiss, tangling his fingers in the other’s hair.
“And we didn’t know?” This time it’s Jaehyo who ask the obvious question.
“Oh, while we’re outing people, me and Jihoonie are a couple,” Taeil says boldly as he attaches his and to the maknae’s. Jihoon is completely taken aback by the outburst.
“Taeil!”
“What? They deserved to know! Besides, I don’t think I can take any more of trying to be quiet. This way we don’t have to be,” he says with a proud smile. Again the others are completely baffled by this news, absolutely oblivious to the U-Bomb couple who are stumbling their way to Yukwon’s shared bedroom, never breaking their ground breaking kiss.
“Is there anyone else who would like to announce a relationship?!” Jaehyo shouts in frustration over not noticing any of this. He turns to Zico in order to get a profound ‘no’ but instead sees him winding his fingers around Kyung’s with a guilty smile. “Oh dear lord.”
Jaehyo stomps off in annoyance with his absence in the other’s sex lives, only to check his phone on the way there. He sees a text from his secret lover showing itself on the screen and he grins to himself, calling the number as he locks himself in Taeil’s shared bedroom due to his being occupied.
“So…you too?” Taeil says as he swings his hand which is till joined to his boyfriend’s. Zico nods with a smile and Kyung grips his hand tighter, glad to finally be able to do it around people.
“Jaehyo really freaked out, huh?” Jihoon says with a sad smile, leading to Taeil cheering him up by cheekily pinching his bum. The maknae jumps but smiles nonetheless.
“He’ll be fine,” Kyung reassures the others, “he has Hyuna for comfort.”
There is a sudden bang against the wooden door of Yukwon’s bedroom door just then, shaking all four men stood outside of it. This is eventually followed by another, and another, and another, each increasing in the next’s speed. When Zico figures it out first, he slaps his hand over his mouth and clamps his eyes shut like that would help.
“They’re…..they’re having sex against the door….aren’t they?” Taeil says as though his ears are bleeding. Zico nods quickly and pulls Kyung out of the room to escape the vulgar sound effects. Not to mention the groaning and whimpering that can be heard over the thumps.
“Well our bedrooms are both occupied,” Jihoon states to address why they’re both listening to their bandmates have sex – hard, rough sex at that – against the dorm door.
“Yeah. Guess we’ll just have to sit on the sofa.” So that’s what they do. Taeil leads them to the biggest sofa so that they can lie down on it and cuddle together, both snuggling into teach other. Out of all the Block B relationships, theirs is the sweetest and overall gentlest.
The banging dies down and eventually stops all together.
They lie there for about ten minutes, both just absentmindedly making contact with the other, right up until there is more banging from Yukwon’s room. This is accompanied this time by more vocal noises including both names being shouted and groaned.
“Taeillie,” Jihoon whines, “they’re at it again!”
“I know baby, let’s get out of here.”
With the quickest dismount of a sofa they’ve ever done, both boys are heading quickly for the door and grabbing their coats, heading out into the night to find somewhere they can wait out the U-Bomb sex.
