Chatter, chatter, chatter, chatter, chatter, EXTRA LOUD chatter, chatter, chatter, chatter, chatter, chatter, chatter, chatter, chatter, chatter, chatter, chatter, chatter, chatter, chatter, chatter, SUPER LOUD CHATTER, chatter, chatter, chatter, chatter, chatter, chatter, chatter, chatter, chatter, chatter, chatter, chatter, chatter, chatter, chatter, chatter, chatter, chatter, chatter, chatter, chatter, chatter, chatter, chatter, chatter, chatter, chatter, chatter, chatter, SUPER DUPER WUPER HUPER FUPER RUPER LOUD CHATTER!!!
"SILENCE!"
Armstrong, 'accidently' broke the table in two-- just by smashing the lil' smol gavel on that...thingy! Yes, yes. Thingy.
"O-Oh well.."
Armstrong coughed.
"Lesbians and homosexuals! Today...we're finally going to try and figure out what the gender is of; Yes you know it...Anime's most mysterious, famous, best, cutest, with the best rape face, girliest, hottest, strongest, smollest, heaviest, biggest, greenest, CGIest, most jealous, most thiccest trap, biggest, scariest, funniest, palmtreeest, longest spike haired, biggest ice cream lover, ENVY!!! Let me hear these wonderful voices!"
Alex's arms raised up, already expecting the loud boo's coming from the crowd...the loudest was from Roy Mustang though. [If you don't know why, what are you doing with your life? Go watch FMA(B).] Because Envy's totally the best trap in the anime world
Other homonculi were infront of the crowd, Wrath just turned around, gave the bitches a long glare, before shouting;
"OI FAGGOTS, SHUT THOSE STINKY MOUTHS OF YOURS BEFORE YOU WANNA GET STABBED 100x IN THE CHEST 1v1 ME BITCHES. OH YOU'RE TOO SCARED??????? SUCH BABIES, SMH."
"Thank you, Wrath."
Fake Elric mom said to Wrath, kissing that ugly ass fore head of his. Well, he was actually asking for it since he leaned his head forward. EW.
"Thanks, mama!"
"YOU STUPID IDIOT THAT'S MY MOM. GET AWAY FROM HER BEFORE I KICK YOUR ASS TO JUPITER!!! AND TAKE THAT RED STONE FROM YOUR SORRY ASS SO I CAN BRING BACK MY BOOTIFUL ARMS AND LEGS AND AND AND AND ALPHONE'S BODY."
Oh no. Edgy blonde kool kid caught him.
Running towards the crowd like a horny pedophile, EDWARD GAVE WRATH ONE HELL OF A KICK ON THE FACE.
"YOUR GONNA GET BEAT UP KID"
"You're** You stoopid newb"
WRATH ORA'D THAT ELRIC ASS OF ED TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE COURT, PEOPLE SCREAMING FROM BEHIND AND KICKING EACH OTHER'S ASSES.
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FMA was a mistake --- Envy.
YOU ARE READING
Why the hell are you guys even arguing about my freaking gender?
HumorThe titel explains it. Everyone in FMA(B) starts arguing just because of Envy's gender. Poor Envy, he-- she-- he--- THEY had to witness wtf happened in chapter one..
