Chapter One

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This story is going to include mentions of 

 of drug use by a parent, underage drinking, cussing, and sex

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"What the literal fuck is wrong with me? Why do I do things like this to myself?"

Erin laid on her back staring up at her ceiling as she spoke to her friend, wearing a tank top and shorts with her long dark curly hair in a mess around her head. 

"Things like fall in love with my cousin or things like denying it cause now you like Christian."

Her best friend Alyssa spoke back to her with a slight smirk on her face as she spoke in a slightly teasing tone.

"Listen I am done with Dean, and I wasn't in love with him in the first place it was just a little crush, and you know what I'm done with Chris too fuck em both like not literally, but you know what I mean."

Alyssa rolled her eyes slightly and said: "Yeah, Erin I bet you are I think you do actually mean fuck em both like literally. I mean if you wanted do I bet ya could at least with Dean not too sure about Chris, but probably. I mean I'm not sure if they'd be down for the same time if that's what you're looking for, but it probably wouldn't hurt to ask."

Erin rolled her eyes slightly and then said in a mocking tone "I think you actually mean fuck em both like literally" The girl paused, and then spoke in a tone making it evident that she isn't mad "and no I didn't mean fuck them both at the same time I didn't even mean fuck them both at all. You know what fuck you, but even if it's not what you intended I think that you just helped me fix my problem."

Alyssa raised her eyebrow slightly and looked at the her

"Um, are you gonna fuck em both? cause I mean if that's what you want I'm not gonna be mad at you, but like that doesn't seem like it would go well."

"Yeah, that's it cause that seems like something that I would do. I Erin who's dating experience consists of kissing a guy on the bus for like .2 seconds in third grade, and barely flirting with pretty fuck boys. I decided I'd take a step up and go find em and fuck em both. No, I'm now going to fuck them the idea is a bet that's how I'll do this. So here's the plan I can't talk about Chris you hear me talking about Chris and I have to do what you want, and if I go, I don't know the rest of the year winning then I don't know I guess I just get the achievement of winning I mean unless you want to do something that I want if I win. See that's what I call a great plan fucker." She rolled her eyes and then said "

"You never know you could decide that all of a sudden you want to get laid, and you never come up with good plans every plan you have ever come up with has ended badly in some way shape or form. I mean I guess this is a better idea than fucking them but still..."

"Listen I am not going into high school with the same fucking baggage that I have been dealing with for fucking ever. I end up liking these guys who are the biggest fuckboys in the world with fucking daddy issues, and we flirt and shit, I get attached cause we're friends but like it's not really anything at all and I end up feeling like an idiot with a schoolgirl crush. It is a cycle and I am done with it. Cycles are stupid!"

"Erin you're not an idiot, and I still think this plan is a bad idea, but I guess I will be okay if it's what you want. I just need time to decide what you have to do, and sure I guess I'll do what you want id you win."

"Okay, just tell me when you come up with it, and I'll do the same. I really don't understand how this could go badly I mean like really what is the worst thing that could happen cause I really can't think of anything that bad."

"I mean I can't either, but whatever the worst thing that can happen is it will probably happen so just don't say that I didn't warn ya."

"Okay, little miss pessimistic. I decided that if I do it I get to pick out your outfit for a day. See that's not too bad is it?"

Alyssa looked at her friend and smirked slightly at her"Just don't make me dress like you some people don't like their tits hanging out all the time." 

Erin rolled her eyes, and then flipped the girl off "We'll see what happens Alyssa."

Alyssa laughed slightly and then spoke to herself "Damn it I didn't even want to be a part of this bet in the first place. Why am I even friends with you."

"You are friends with me because I am awesome, incredibly entertaining, funny. Hmm, what are my other great traits no one can really even match my level of sarcasm I mean at least not at school so that's a definite plus when you're somewhere boring and in need of sarcastic remarks. Don't make this feel down on yourself though you are pretty great too that is why you are my best friend, and I swear it isn't just cause I need a token bi friend so that I can be considered hip and cool, and it also isn't so I can get close to ole Deano." 

Alyssa laughed and then said "You are right we are both pretty awesome. I mean, while you have the sarcastic sense of humour, with the occasional self-deprecating joke in this friendship I have the ability to make a really good dark joke when someone needs to break the tension in situations where jokes probably shouldn't be happening, and we can't forget that I am incredibly emotionally supportive among other great traits." Alyssa smiled at her friend and said "Okay, now that we have listed reasons that we're friends I think that it's time for me to go home Dean's staying at the house again cause of his dad, and him and my dad are gonna end up killing each other if I the great peacemaker isn't there to force them to get along. So, love you night remember not to talk about Chris."

"Love you, night."


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