It was a normal day in Edd's house. Tord was in his room reading hentai, Tom was testing out Susan, Matt was being narcissistic, and Edd was playing with Ringo, such a normal day. That was until Edd decided to grab a can of Cola from the fridge. When he looked inside, what he saw truly disturbed him. He saw that there was no more Cola - oh no! So he decided to go to the store.
"Matt! Let's go to the market, I need more Cola!" he yelled from the kitchen. Matt replied with a simple "OK" and they were off.
Once Edd and Matt were out of the picture, Tord sprawled into action. You see, ever since Tom deleted one of Tord's saved hentai videos from his computer and ripped one of his "beautiful" hentai poster's, he's wanted to find a way to get back at that dirty jehovah's witness for a while now--all of his plans being stupid, of course -- up until now. Ooh, he had a perfect plan in mind. His plan was to wait till Tom feel asleep in order for him to steal Tom's beloved tomee bear, burn it, then steal Tom's base, Susan, set that on fire, get some boiling hot water, pour it on his head -- basically burning the poor man, but hey, never mess with a trigger happy communist and his hentai.
Once Tom was fast asleep, Tord snuck into Tom's room. Tord did everything that was stated before hand -- steal his prized possessions and then burn them. Now all he had to do was get hot, boiling water and pour on Tom's head. But before he could do that, there was a scream in the kitchen -- and it sounded like...Matt! But why was Matt screaming? Well apparently, since Tord thought it was a smart idea to burn Tom's belongings inside the house instead of outside -- like a normal person -- the table's caught on fire, great. This, obviously, woke Tom up.
"Why the fuck are you guys screaming? It's 10:00!"
He angrily and tiredly yelled to the other people in house. Until he sniffed the air. Oh jeez, it smelled like something was burning. Tom followed the smell -- which led him to the kitchen. Matt, Edd and Tord were all trying to put out the fires. Tom panicked and started looking everywhere for the fire extinguisher. Once he found it in one of the many closets in the house, he automatically started putting out the fires. Once the fires were gone, he wanted someone to explain how the fires started and who started it. He asked each of them one by one -- first Matt, then Edd, and then finally, Tord. When he got to Tord he asked,
"Did you start to fire, you stupid communist scum? Tell me before I destroy everything you love. And tell me how you started the fire, dumbass."
Tord obviously took this as a joke, thinking Tom was joking about the whole "destroying the things he loves" part and started laughing as a result. Tom hated Tord's reaction to his little threat, so he punched Tord in the jaw. By then, Matt and Edd have left to their own rooms, leaving Tom and Tord alone in the living area. Tord clenched his jaw, looking at Tom angrily. Tom asked the question again,
"Did you start the fire? And how the hell did you start it?"
Tord raised his hands in defense and said,
"Yes, it was me. I started the fire by setting the things you love on fire..."
With that, Tom punched Tord in the stomach. Tord dropped to the floor holding his stomach in pain as Tom walked away.
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This is my first "fan fiction", so uh- please tell me what I need to fix or what needs improvement.
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