Teen Fortress 2

Team Highschool 2

Scunt's alarm cock went off. "UwaaaAA!!! Watashi is going to be late" scout grabbed a piece of toast and ran outside. "Bye mom i love you!"

"I hope you get hit by a car" said scout's mom.

"My name is scout" said scout and he was running "and today is my first day of hi school!" He turned a corner and bumped into someone. "ACK" he fell and started choking on his toast.

The other guy dropped his glasses on the floor. "Fuck i'm blind" he felt around for his glasses and accidentally touched scout's balls.

"EHHHH? NANI?" Scout stood up.

"Oops. Zhat was not my glasses lmao. Oh here they are." He put glasses on. "Shiza, i am going to be late!" He ran off.

Scout picked upnl the rest of his toast off the bround. "Thanks for ruinin my breakfast nerd. Scout scoutted. "Shit imma be late too." He naruto ran his way to school.

Finally he made it. Mannco High! The principal was a foxy grandma named helen and she hated everyone. Scout ran up the stairs and bumped into pyro.

"Hrr wehrhe eyodudgyr!" Said pyro.

"K" said sxout.

Pyro sashayed away and scout got his schedule. His furst class was biology in room 420. "Lol" said scout.

The bell rang and he was the first one to class because he was so fast. The yeacher was wearing a black coat.

"Greetings class. I am Mr. Merasmhus and today we are going to be learning about the reproductuve system."

"WHOO HOO!" Scout cheereed

"Okay now everybody fins a partner"

Scou ran around and asked everyone but no one likeed hin so he was left alone with an emo kid in a black coat"Yo whats ur name."

"My name...is snoiper jr. Im sniper's son that he had in sixth grade on homecoming nite."

"Wtf how?" Asked scout.

Sniper jr. Shrugged.

"Okay class todays project is on abstinent" sed Mr Meramasus. "You will pit a balloon between you and your partner and hav to make out without popping it. Ready go!"

"Ew. No of fence but australians arent my type" Said scout. "

Heavy and medic popped there balloon in under a second. "You get an F you sluts!" Said mr. Erasmus.

Sodier didnt understand the assignment so he ate the balloon. Pyro drew a happy face onhis.

The bel wrang and scut went to his next vlass: English. His tecejer was Miss Glaados. "Goid morning students today we are going tp be reading Off Mice and Men."

"Oh is that the book where the guy shoots his friend?" Asked scout

"NO SPOILERS Go to detention you piece of shit" said Glados

Scout ran to detention.

"Oh hi scuo' said miss pauling in the front desk.

"Eyyy how you doin?" Scout asked. "I got a question for you baby..."

To be cuntinued