Kookie: What's with all the name changes?
Jimmy: I want to leave a good first impression of you guys on Taehyung, 'n I can't do that if your names show you guys as some hormonal pervs
Hoebi: Why is mine still the same?
Jimmy: Cause you're actually a...
Taetae: no, you promised to take me to get some ice cream later, and we can't do that if you're too depressed after getting your ego stepped on
Jimmy:
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Taetae: can't choke if i don't have a gag reflex, babe ;)
honey bun: hot
honey bun: how**
Hoebi: careful, your gay is showing
Jimmy: don't tease him, hyung. i'd get turned on too if i found out my partner could take my whole dick into his mouth and get face fucked without choking
honey bun: hyung can do that?
Jimmy: why? is jungkookie getting dirty thoughts already?
honey bun: NO
honey bun: i'm just curious
Taetae: hmm idk
Taetae: maybe you'll just have to find out yourself if you're that eager to know
Hoebi: that was real fucking smooth ngl
honey bun: asdfgljoop
Jimmy: hello, life alert? yes, my friend just fell and he can't get up. what'd he fall for? Kim Taehyung
Taetae: I don't think they'll be much help :/ i called yesterday but I'm still waiting for help after falling for a certain Jeon Jungkook
Hoebi: you might wanna call an ambulance, too. I think kook's heart is missing
Taetae: nah, don't worry. It's safe with me
Jinnie: what about yours?
Taetae: i gave it to my honey bun. i hope he'll keep it safe
honey bun: I will!
Yoongz: took you long enough to answer
Joonie: Same. I was afraid you actually passed out.
Hoebi: speaking of taking too long to answer, where have you been?
Hoebi: you let Namjoon, Jin hyung, and Tae roast your man
Yoongz: i got a sudden spark of inspiration, so i've been busy working off of it
Jimmy: are you saying your work is more important than me? (ಠ ∩ಠ)
