So I just looked in the mirror a few minutes ago and thought, "Bruh, I could pull off a guy with my deep voice and no one would know it's me when I talk except my friends," and I started to talk to myself in my best guy impression I would never think about saying to anyone but me.
I'm pretty disappointed to my parents for creating such a deep-voiced child. I honestly think when an angel was creating me, it accidentally hit the, 'Deep Voice' switch, on and kept my gender a girl. Stupid angel
But.. I can talk like a normal girl as well. Wth angel, what did you do to my vocal cords?!
Me in regular voice: "Bruh, I sound trans."
Me in deeper voice: "I actually sound like a guy."
Me in normal girl voice: "Wth."
This was the general things I said to myself and I'm really disappointed in that angel still..
Hold on.. HoLd uP. I was just testing my impressions and noticed I can sound like a guy and girl while standing up, but only when I'm sitting straight up, I can sound like myself. And only when I'm laying straight down can sound like a girl, and when I'm like an acute angel, touching my face to my knees, can I sound like a guy.. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?!
~The Disappointed Bun
