Norah's Wild Ride into Toyland

I'm So Sorry Norah

It was a normal Saturday morning in Norah's household. She watched Noddy on sprout, played uno with her sister, and ate cold pizza for breakfast. All was good. About 10 minutes after Norah had breakfast she began to feel dizzy. Soon she couldn't maintain her balance and fell to the floor, seconds later disaster struck. She had passed out. After 5 minutes Norah began to regain consciousness. "What the FUCK" She said as she felt a wet object feeling her face. When her senses returned to her and she could finally see she saw that a giant yellow dog was standing over her, licking her face. Norah laughed and starting petting the huge canine. "Bitch what is your fuckin name lmao?" Norah asked the dog. The dog did not reply. "Wait why is everything weird????" Norah asked, the room was very bright and everything felt fast. A once good Christian girl was... HIGH???? Oh no! Whatever would her mother say about this!? She felt like doing silly things, like... Eating mayonnaise straight out of the jar! She devoured the entire jar, after she finished she didn't know what else to do. Her beautiful blue eyes were swimming with selfish desires. She ran through her house, covering the walls in string cheese. How evil! What was wrong with her? What made her this way? As it turns out Bill Cosby had drugged her pizza! And now Miss Norah was as high as a kite. "I wonder if this is what Katie feels like on a daily basis." She pondered. At first glance you may think this beautiful young gal was pure and innocent, but let me tell you, she is not! She went to bed at 11 PM that night and slept with not one but 2 pillows! Nasty! When she woke up in the middle of the night she had a terrible headache! She walked over to her dresser to find a bottle labeled "Take me!" Norah, being the naïve girl she is, took it. That pill got her buzzed as FUCK. She could hardly contain her energy! Just then Katie appeared in front of her! "Hey, that's naughty. We can't have that in my good Christian suburb." With the snap of her fingers Norah was on the ground. Katie dragged her to the nearest Subway and that's where she left her. When she woke up she had forgotten all of her memories, she started her new life as "Sandra Day" and lived on drug free.

That's it folks. Thanks for coming.

This story is dedicated to my dear friend Norah, she's a really great person whom I admire and ADORE. In my eyes she is perfection. Xoxo, I hope you're having a good day Nods.