too many plot twists:)

ch.1

Hi friends. The infamous characters that will be in this story are Gunther, Ruby, Rey, and Drew. There will be a few more, but they are the only important ones.

Ok. So in a ditch a few miles from your house lies a beat up Gunther. He has been dragged and slashed very hard. You could say his bones are sister snapped (i'm sorry). If you're wondering how he got there, grab some popcorn and a drink and get settled:)

So a few weeks ago Rey and Drew got into a little predicament. Rey was very stressed and asked Drew to take Ruby to a hotel. Drew and Ruby spent the week at that hotel. If you couldn't tell, Rey was completely out of the picture for that week. Drew was very heartbroken and, as anyone would, he mourned. Very hardly. Gunther has visited a few times to check in on his baby sister, but something was just... off.

Then Ruby left for school one day and came back to the room to a surprise. Gunther and Drew were holding hands! She was wondering what they were doing. Her stepdad and brother?! The thought crossed her mind, but she tried to shove it away. It just kept coming back. "Maybe" "Gross no!" "Maaaaybe" "Ruby stop thinking these unchristlike thoughts!" "Maybe they came to tell me how they hate me and are moving out to let me sit on the street for the rest of eternity to sit and rot and eventually die." "maybe they hate me!" "did i forget to take my pills this morning?". They opened their mouthes to talk and then she immediately screamed "please don't put me on the street!" They looked at her with confusion. Then Drew spoke. "Because of my stress lately, i have been mourning quite hardly. As anyone would, i needed some comfort sex." "What are you saying...?" Ruby asked. "Well Gunther being the good lad he is offered me his pleasure and satisfaction of emotionally unstable 30 year old gay sex." "What he's trying to say is it was supposed to be a one timer, but we fell in love and have been doing it every other night" Gunther said. "WhAt?!?!?" Ruby shrieked. "Well i know it's a little weird, but you'll get used to it!" Drew specified it in an uncomfortable way. "What does this have to do will me? It low key doesn't affect me. My life is just a ball of tape that just keeps growing and growing. First my dad dates a midget. Then i find out i have a secret brother. Then my secret brother throws my best friend out of a balloon. Then my best friend starts dating my dad. Then they got married. Now my foreign brother and stepdad are hooking up. My lIfE iS sO nOrmAl *laughing slowly turns into a cry*" "We want you to be our surrogate." Gunther said (Now is the time to gasp folks). |:•| <thats billy the polar bear.

Anyway she said yes. She was pregnant for 18 months and gave birth to a baby named Irene da Kween. But they were all confused as to who's baby it was once it was born. Ruby kept telling everyone that she had too much fun at a party or whatever and that was that. Until Rey remembered Ruby has pretty bad social anxiety. There's no way she would've hooked up with someone she didn't know, let alone go to a party at all. It didn't make sense. He asked her again. She burst into tears and said it was Drew's. Rey was in shock thinking she had been... well ya know by drew. Rey stood up ready to kick butt but then she stopped him. She said "It wasn't him directly. I would never do it with my ex best friend/ stepdad." Rey was so confused. He grabbed Irene and went to a DNA place in a sketchy hood that was run by a man with no hands: Seigh (pronounced 'say') They took the DNA test and it turned out ruby was just a surrogate. It was really gunther's stuffity do das up in there along with drew's. Rey was MAD. He instantly left the place, leaving irene there. Then he came back and got her. Rey wasn't only mad because his son janked his husband, or that his son put his janks in ruby, but that he was a grandpa! Nasty. Then rey walked into drew's bedroom to see drew and gunther making out. Rey picked gunther up by the eyelash extensions and threw him over yonder. Then rey drove over yonder and beat gunther up. he dragged him along the side of the road until gunther was donether. He threw him into the ditch, brushed off his hands, and went home to his loving family.

END.