Yes! My brother and I were driving to BestBuy to buy the new Sea of Thieves that came out. When I bought the game we went home and I tried it out. It was great! "Oh hey rockit welcome aboard my ship! My name is Captin!" Um hey. "Now rockit are you on my side or do you want to end up in this little cage with the rest of the crew?" I'll mind my business and take your side. "Good girl." "Rockit76 please help us! We didn't do anything!", screamed Taco. "Oh shut the fuck up you locked me in the brig for no damn reason you get what you get! Now rockit is this your first time playing?" Sure is. "Well I'll teach you how to work this ship." Ok "Ok first things first who's the best Captin?" Um you? "Good job! Whats your actual name rockit?" I had to think because I knew it's not good to share information with other people. Um that's classified. "Why? So your a guy? Cool Ill call you Tony!" What the fuck I'm a girl Captin! "Well how am I supposed to know? I don't know your name." My name it's Taylor. "Taylor? Well Taylor go over to that lever by the my wheel hehe the Captin's wheel." Alright now what? "What do you mean now what? Pull the damn lever rockit! Everyone knows that!" Ok. Done. "Good girl. Now let's get drunk together!" huh? You mean in the game right? "Nah I mean in irl, yes in the game dumb ass! Press RT." Done. "Now press left on the pad." Done. "Now pick the mug." Oh hell yea this is awesome let's get drunk Captin! "Haha alright let's do it!" Oh my god! My TV is just making me dizzy. Im hella drunk! I went down to the brig and heard Taco say, "You ass hole you threw up on me!" "Haha I know! Now Taco who's the best Captin?" "You are Captin you are!" "That's what I thought. Rockit vote to kick Taco out of the brig." Ok. "Thank you!" "Your not welcome." Captin, Taco, and I have been playing and it's now 4AM. "Well I'm signing off for the night talk to y'all later", Taco said. "Well I guess it's just me and you Rockit." Yea um im getting tired. "What a fucking pussy." Yea I know I'll friend you and we can play some other time. "Aright sounds good. Good night rockit." Good night. "Oh and who's the best Captin?" You are! "Good girl!" Thanks! "Aright goodnight rockit!" Goodnight captin.
ESTÁS LEYENDO
Online Suicide
De TodoThis is only for people ages 15 and older. This is based on a true story and it doesn't end with a happy ending. This can be disturbing to some people so please read with caution or a adult.
