Original Lyrics by Screaming, Crying, and Dying

Cuban Missile Crisis in the Dancing Room

This song goes out to the one and only JFGOD. *in tune of Party in the USA (listen to video)*

You hopped out of a car at Torture High
With JFK in his favorite president suit
Welcome to the land of broken dreams (whoa)
Someone kill me now

Walked in the dance room
There you are for the first time
Look to your right you see a pear and lemon makin' out
It looks so disgusting
Why is the pear wearing such tight leggings?

Your heads spinning they're making you feel kinda sick
Jimin comes over with the trash bin
That's when Patrick Stump started playing
And he was singing cheek to cheek
And he was singing cheek to cheek
And he was singing cheek to cheek

You throw your hands up
cause JFKs in the air
The sickness flows away
You're dancing cheek to cheek with Bae
JFK is super hot like yeah
You throw your hands up
Dancing cheek to cheek with Bae
You know it's going to be okay

yeah yeah yeahah
it's the Cuban missle crisis in the dancing room

Bob Duncan enters the room
He lookin' hot in his janitor suit
So JFK and you leave the room
It's time for a little fun

So hard to get it on
When everyone is staring at Bae
People can't help but be attracted to his hotness
You said, " Bitch,that's my man
Stop your staring at my man!"

You walk into the dance room
You see that Bitch from the street
Woulda started a fight if it wasn't for that damn pear
That bitch was in the way
That bitch was in the way
That bitch was in the way

You throw your hands up
cause JFKs in the air
The sickness flows away
You're dancing cheek to cheek with Bae
JFK is super hot like yeah
You throw your hands up
Dancing cheek to cheek with Bae
You know it's going to be okay

yeah yeah yeahah
it's the Cuban missle crisis in the dancing room

yeah yeah yeahah
it's the Cuban missle crisis in the dancing room

Feel like riding JFK tonight (riding JFK tonight)
Going back to that beach tonight (beach tonight)
Dancing cheek to cheek all night (all night)
Patrick Stump plays that song and everything feels alright

You throw your hands up
cause JFKs in the air
The sickness flows away
You're dancing cheek to cheek with Bae
JFK is super hot like yeah
You throw your hands up
Dancing cheek to cheek with Bae
You know it's going to be okay

yeah yeah yeahah
it's the Cuban missle crisis in the dancing room

yeah yeah yeahah
it's the Cuban missle crisis in the dancing room

You throw your hands up
cause JFKs in the air
The sickness flows away
You're dancing cheek to cheek with Bae
JFK is super hot like yeah
You throw your hands up
Dancing cheek to cheek with Bae
You know it's going to be okay

yeah yeah yeahah
it's the Cuban missle crisis in the dancing room

yeah yeah yeahah,
it's the Cuban missle crisis in the dancing room