Tiny: Okie, we're back!
Brie: That was a lazy intro.
Tiny: I THOUGHT YOU GUYS SAID THAT I SHOULD STOP DOING MY INTRO!
Brie: Well now it doesn't seem the same without the enthusiastic intro.
Kawaii: Agreed.
Safari: True.
Jazzy: Yep.
The Pals and Bandi except Sub: Mhm.
Sub: *Nods in agreement*
Tiny: *Rolls eyes* You guys can never make up your minds.
Denis: Well neither can you.
Tiny: -_-
Jazzy: Anyways, I have a dare. *Glares at Sketch*
Sketch: Why is she looking at me like that?
Corl: *Shrugs*
Tiny: Go on...
Jazzy: I dare myself to kill that jerk over there. *Points to Sketch*
Sketch: Wait, what the frik did I do to you?
Jazzy: ...Reasons...
Sketch: Wow, and I thought you loved me in the beginning.
Jazzy: But then I admitted that I loved Corl more.
Corl: She has a point.
Sketch: -_-
Jazzy: And now I hate you...For reasons...
Brie: Well, at least I'm not the only psychopath here!
Kawaii, Safari, Tiny: *Slowly steps away from Brie*
Brie: What? You guys should have figured out that I'm a psychopath by now!
Kawaii: True dat.
Safari: Well, I'm still terrified of you.
Brie: Pretty much everyone is! c:
Tiny: Yeeeeeeep.
Jazzy: *Takes out gun* Prepare to die, idiot.
Sketch: *Sprints*
Kawaii: SKOOP IS GUNNA DIE!
Bandi: Well, look on the bright side! I'll finally be able to take over his YouTube channel!
Alex: Like we'll ever let you join The Pals.
Bandi: -.-
Sketch: *While running* A LITTLE HELP WOULD BE NICE!
Tiny: Naw. We're all just gunna chill here and watch you guys.
Sketch: *While running* Thanks...
Jazzy: *Shoots gun* I HOPE YOU DIE TODAY!
Alex: Welp, I shall prepare his gravestone.
Denis: Good idea.
Safari: WHY ARE YOU ALL SO NEGATIVE?! HE PROBABLY WON'T DIE SINCE NOBODY DIES IN THIS BOOK!
*Shot goes off and Sketch screams like bloody murder*
Jazzy: That should take care of 'em.
Sub: *gasps*
Everyone else: WAT DA FRIKKKK!
*Everyone stares at Sketch's dead body*
Kawaii: I guess people DO die in this book.
Brie: HOW COME JAZZY GOT TO KILL SOMEONE AND I NEVER COULD?!
Bandi: SAFARI JINXED IT!
Safari: What?! No I didn't!
Jazzy: The only important thing is that Sketch is dead. DIS IS DA BEST DAY OF MAH LIFE!
Everyone else: *Glares at Jazzy*
Jazzy: I don't care of what ya'll think. All I care about is that this jerk is dead-
*Sketch's ghost rises from his body*
Ghost Sketch: Sweet! Ima ghost now!
Jazzy: You've gotta be kidding me.
Tiny: AHHHH GHOST SKETCH! HE'S EVEN WORSE THAN THE REAL ONE!
Ghost Sketch: I am the real Sketch, but just as a ghost. Also, I am not a terrible person.
Tiny: Oh, I know you aren't terrible! It's just that you're annoying and gullible!
Ghost Sketch: I am not gullible!
Tiny: Look! The word 'Gullible' is written on the ceiling! *Points up at the ceiling*
Ghost Sketch: *Looks up at ceiling* I don't see-
Tiny: SEE?! YOU REALLY ARE GULLIBLE! *Laughs*
Everyone else except Jazzy: *Laughs*
Jazzy: *Talks in grumpy tone* This is tewwible. I hate Sketch, and yet he is still here. He's a jerk.
Ghost Sketch: Well too bad! You still have to deal with me! *Sticks tongue out at Jazzy*
Jazzy: Oh screw you.
Kawaii, Safari, Brie: *Makes confused faces*
Tiny: I guess we will end this chapter here! Thanks for Reading! BAIIIII!
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