Riddle me this... (riddlerX reader

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Pov y/n

I decided to look him up again. He seems to be pretty popular under the batman villains. He even has a whole Wikipedia blog thingy, not that so special, but still. I click to open the website and start reading

Edward Nygma, better known as The Riddler, is a villain in batman forever. This villain turned insane after his project turned down by bruce Wayne, better known as batman. He uses Riddles to let his enemy's guess what he's up to. He usually wears a green suit with purple question marks on it, but his outfits change during the movie. He works together with Harvey dent, who is better known as Two-Face. Together they almost manage to kill batman bu-

Huh? Thats weird. The sentence ends there. Well, i guess they don't succeed in the movie then? But, if riddler exists...nah, its probably just an imposter. He doesn't really exist. I sigh and decide to get dressed. I put on some comfy  clothing and head out into my garden. Which is located next to a beautiful lake. I sit down in the grass and watch the wind blow trough the branches of the trees on the other side of the lake. Im really lucky to live here. Sinds its Sunday, i don't have to work today. I work at a small cafe, which turns into a bar at night. It may seem like it doesn't pay a lot, but i get a load of tips from drunk guys in evening. Yeah, they like to catcall me. I don't get bothered by it anymore, as long as they don't try to touch me its fine. I see a small piece of wood drift by, with a sign on it. 'Open the envelope' i read out loud. 'Oke fine' i say to no one special. I stand up and walk back inside, upstairs into my room. I grab the envelope of my bed and sit down on the ground. I like sitting on the ground don't judge me. I open up the envelope to find another riddle. I roll my eyes 'so original'. I read the riddle

Riddel me this
The poor have me, the rich want me.
If you eat me you will die
What am i?

Hm..i read the riddle again. Curious to the answer, i call out his name 'The Riddler? Im to stupid for this riddle!'
'Im pretty sure you aren't, you just haven't thought well yet.' I turn around as quick as i can, causing myself to almost fall. There he is again, sitting on my bed with his legs crossed. I look at him with confusion 'how did you get in here?' He chuckles 'you left the window open' i shrug 'oke, fair. But i cant solve this riddle' 'yes you can, think again. What do the poor always have?' I polp down onto my bed and fall backwards, now laying onto the bed. 'They have nothing?' 'Indeed. And what do the rich want?' 'Ohhh,.....nothing!' 'See, you just needed to think a little longer' he smiles. I look down. I feel him schooting closer to me. I sit up and as soon as i do, he wraps his arms around me and pulls me onto his lap. I start blushing immediately. He leans his head onto my shoulder and whispers 'you comfy?' Silently, i nod. Not lying, i feel pretty safe. 'Good' he whispers. 'Can i ask a question?' I say. 'Of course darling' i blush again, when did he start calling me darling? 'Why are you here? Not that i want you to go or anything but still.' He stays silent for a moment 'your an interesting person Y/n. I want to get to understand you'. Somehow, my heart sunk a little. He's only here because he wants to examine me. Thats it. I lean my head against his shoulder 'okey' we sit there for i don't know how long, but then i hear his belly rumble i chuckle 'you hungry?' He nods 'yeah actually'. I remove myself from his arms and waddle downstairs. I hear his soft footsteps behind me. 'You like pizza?' I ask him. 'Whats that?' He responds. I stop and turn around with a surprised look on my face. 'YOU NEVER HAD PIZZA?!' He shakes his head 'we didn't have that in Gotham city' i grab the phone and order a pizza salami and a pizza F/P (fav pizza)
When i hang up i turn back to The Riddler. He made himself comfortable on the couch, meaning hes hanging upside down on it. I laugh, i never expect this from a guy like him.