AAAAAHHHHH!!!
"What was that?!", said my friend-ish Alex
Survey says.... THROW RANDOM STICK AND AT A RANDOM PERSON AND DASH!
I THROW MY STICK!
only for it to fall down pathetically....
"What was that..."
Shut up Max! No one likes you anyways! I thought to myself as I tried to run, only to trip on one of my friend-ish's foot.
*CRUNCH* *CRUNCH*
I'M NOT GETTING MURDERED TODAY! BITCH!
I quickly push one of my spares (aka my friend-ishs) over the log that he was sitting on and start running with my other spares.
"Hey!"
"Bye! Bye! Max!", I said
"I'm Bil—AHHHH!"
Me and the extras all split up in different areas of the forest, why did I get dragged up here in the woods in the first place! I should've brought someone with me as a sacrifice too! Damn it! Where's Billy when you need him. Disappointing.
I run for about 15 minutes, contemplating how useless all my spares are before I start to walk, afterall, my spares will distract the murderer for me! They can't be 'that' useless, can they?
"NOOOOOO!!!"
Guess not, jeez, can't these spares run at all!
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Wait, I'm a Maid?! Why is he the Protagonist!
Fantasy[Welcome Max to Arc! In this world, you are the prince of -- and you will go on an epic mission to save the world by -- a select amount of characters. Please enjoy your stay!] This bitch really just did that. Two people who each other need to work...
