If you think they something else please tell me and I'll look into it more~! :)
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America: Dude, I think the world Conference can convene. Solving all of today's problems by talking excessively. No matter how hard it seems, we can fix anything with enough meetings and photo-ops. Feel free to speak honestly while protecting your chances for re-election. I'll go first. About that whole using global warming to enslave humanity thing; I think we'll be okay if we genetically engineer a huge hero and have him protect the earth. I give you the superhero, Globa-man!
Japan: I agree with America because of the…
Switzerland: Man up, or I'll beat you with my peace prize!
Britain: There’s no way some hero will help global warming or humanities' enslavement.
France: If Britain and America don't agree, how can I be superior by dissing them both?
(Britain: Dump France inside a shower of spit! [Or something like that…])
Britain: I concur!
America: You Frenchies love to hate America. Why not go back to making us hot green chick statues like you used to?
France: Ever since we lost our status as a world super power condescending superiority and wine is all we have left.
Britain: Don’t be so hard on yourself you still have mimes and body odor.
China: Western nations are so immature. I doubt they'll ever grow up. Maybe I can try appealing to the only organ of theirs that seems to work. Would you guys like to sample some Chinese tasty treat?
(Britain: I used to be an empire now I *something* French military victories!)
France and Britain: We’ll just get hungry again!
Spain: Hey! Why don't you say something, Russia? They'll stop fighting if you go over and step in.
Russia: What? Why me? No thanks. I wanna see Lithuania get in big trouble and come crawling back for help. Then Latvia will be right behind.
Estonia: You're so tough. Next you'll be trying to pick a fight with Haiti.
Russia: Do you have a miniature detachable head?
Poland: Stop right there! If you get any closer to Lithuania I’ll be forced to get Lech Wałęsa and go all Solidarność on you! (Not 100% what he says at ‘be forced to get’ because it sounds like he’s speaking Polish there also O.O)
(America: Dude it’s like a UFC in here *something (probably saying how UFC sounds like KFC)* KFC! *something* Hungry anyone?)
China: Please everyone, calm down!
(France: Get your hands off me!)
Germany: Everyone shut up!
Britain and France: Germany?
Germany: We've called this conference to solve the world's problems. Not to fight about the problems of our past. And since I'm the only country who seems to know how to run a meeting, we'll follow my rules from here on out. Eight minutes each for speeches. No chit-chat about side-deals. And absolutely no going over the time limit. Now if you want to go, make sure you're prepared and raise your hand. But do so in a way that does NOT mock any salutes of my country's past. Germany recognizes his friend Italy.
Italy: PASTAAAA~!
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UFC: Ultimate Fighting Championship
Solidarność: Solidarity (It was the first none communist party trade union in the Warsaw pack. They were anti-Soviet to put it simply)
Lech Wałęsa: He was the leader of 'Solidarity'.
Oh... and if any body couldn't tell... Estonia was being sarcastic.
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