Sky

Begining

(Don't take this story too seriously.. it's just for fun.)

Once upon a time in a land far far away there lived Santa Claus & his little town of elves, now you probably know all about the elves & what they do.. but do you know about Santa's reindeer? Ah you've probably heard about the story of Rudolf &.. you know all the other reindeer but have you heard about Sky the reindeer? Oh I'm sure you haven't. Now you've probably wondered where Sky has came from but if you haven't.. I say it's time we began. Sky's humble story began with his graceful birth by his Parents. It's all starts in a poorly built shed where Sky's parents were. We can hear a lot of yelling coming from the shed.

???: BARNEY PUSH! PUSH!
Barney: I CAN'T DO THIS
???: YES YOU CAN! PUSH!

Suddenly a little Reindeer comes flying out of.. Barney, Barney screams in pain.

???: Honey it's a really ugly Child.

Once Sky was born his parents realized that he could not fly. This made Sky's Dad upset because his dad was Blitzen! One of Santa's most famous reindeer

Blitzen: Hey man I'm Blitzen & I'm pretty upset
Blitzen wanted his son to be on Santa's football team, just like he was. So Sky's dad told him this...
Blitzen: Ok I was the quarterback & your gonna have to learn.. your gonna have to jump off the roof of houses until you fly!
Barney (Sky's mom): No No! Babe, it's too early to push our kid like that.
Blitzen: your gonna be jumping off 2 roofs a day. Your right Honey!
Barney (to Sky): You heard your father.
Sky: I'LL MAKE YOU PROUD SOMEHOW DAD!

Blitzen: Your gonna be on that football tea-

Sky throws up cookies all over Blitzen.

Sky: I'LL MAKE YOU PROUD...... somehow!

The next day Sky went out to play with all of his Reindeer friends. But none of them responded... they seem to be ignoring Sky.
Sky slowly makes his way to the other reindeer.

Sky: Hey guys?... guys? WHY DON'T YOU GUYS EVER TALK TO ME?!

His parents were very disappointed as they watch him in the distance.

Barney: Look at our son.. no one likes him.
Blitzen: he is pretty ugly.
Banrey: Do you think no one likes him because he's ugly or because his Social skills are nothing?

We see Sky sitting on the floor crying while he starts to eat one of the reindeer.

Blitzen: I mean he just ate one of the kids..
Barney: Oh yeah.. we should tell him not to do that.
Blitzen: Nah.. he'll grow out of it, I grew out of it.

Blitzen shouts over to Sky.

Blitzen: KEEP IT UP BOY! YOUR DOING GREAT!

Sky is still sitting in the floor... crying, he eats almost all of the reindeer kids.

Sky: I'll be able to fly like my dad someday. NOM. If I just keep eating these other reindeer.. I might be able to fly.

Sky looks over at his parents & sees the disappointment in their eyes. He runs off into the distance & he ended up going on a Journey of self discovery.

Banrey: I think Santa is going to kill us now...

It's been days & Sky is on his journey, as he is running about he bumps into an Elf.

Sky & Elf: OW!
Sky: oh hey what's up?
Elf: what do you want bro?
Sky: Uh.. I don't know... all I know is that, I'm on a quest of self discovery.. I'm trying to fly.

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